Lauren

surviving not thriving

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

One way our founding fathers gained our independence was by spilling the tea and coincidentally that’s one of my favorite hobbies. Happy birthday America 🇺🇸

[Magic Madam✨ @theboudoirmadam]

Let’s normalize not having weddings lol. Just sign your paper work in private and go on a honeymoon. Fuck them other people.

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Quarantine is bringing out everyone’s true colors; for example my mom just cheated in Yahtzee... twice

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Food for thought 🤔 #choosekindness

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

I never feel more put together than when I remember to bring my reusable bags to the grocery store with me

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

@jackiee_szabo Every single time 🤣🙃

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

I asked my dad what was for dinner and he replied “you’re old enough to figure out dinner for yourself” and proceeded to cook and feed my dog a turkey burger with broccoli and green beans. Penny is definitely the favorite 🐶

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Me: “mom just to let you know I have pink eye”
My mom: “oh no, do you want me to come home and put the drops in your eye?”
Me: “No mom, I’m 23 I think I can handle it, just wanted to let you know in case you get it”

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

A month ago I fell skiing and hurt my knee but my sister told me I was being dramatic so I kept skiing for the rest of the day and today I found out I fractured my knee and sprained some ligaments from it. I guess I wasn’t being dramatic after all 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Get you a friend like @jackiee_szabo who always lifts ya back up when you’re down 🥰

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

The worst part of growing up is that the dental hygienist no longer gives you choices of the flavor toothpaste they use they automatically use mint
Like no Barbara I wanted bubblegum even though I’m 23 thanks

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

One of my biggest adult accomplishments thus far has been perfecting the art of sending a professional email with a bitchy undertone so the receiver knows I mean business

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Me answering the phone at work “Cupid’s love shack this is Cupid speaking”
ER nurse “Lauren shut up can I get this patient over or what?”
I don’t think they are a fan of Valentine’s Day

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

The highlight of my 2019 so far was when the Police Department called my cell phone to tell me my house was broken into
when
A) it’s not my house it’s my moms shouldn’t they be calling her? &
B) it was my neighbors house that was broken into not mine they had the wrong house #

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

@jc_lines Thanks JC 😘

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

Was randomly assigned a partner for my capstone class to run an international business with and my partner got called out for using his phone looked at my teach and said “you’re a fucking clown” and walked out of class, it’s going to be an interesting semester 🙃

[Lauren @lrcheney96]

@morg0_em Too true