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— you’re always busy being make-believe

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

woke up bisexual with beautiful tits again today. so hard being me 😞

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@StagecoachMids stood waiting for the u2 to warwick uni at tachbrook street for 40 minutes and neither the 10:00 nor the 10:20 arrived with no ability to track the bus or notice it was cancelled 👍

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

Crazy theory but i think your app should work and you should tell people their business is cancelled @StagecoachMids

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

not giving me delay repay because my train arrived 28 minutes late instead of 30 is so tight and pathetic btw @CrossCountryUK what about the 30+ minutes i spent waiting for it to arrive at the departure station in the first place??

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

if your sons are being killed by them i’d suggest laying off the kebabs idk

[Horseback and Hungover @yatertots98]

@bilbosfootcomb “I am willing to let my daughters be raped and my sons be killed so long as I get my street food” - Europoors.

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@embeefitz @mstrinakayla You do realise employees are like… people, right? like we still need to get out of the building when close is finished? we don’t just get locked in overnight for your convenience???

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

how do u forget an entire burrito BE SERIOUS @tacobell

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

my body can't produce the hormones im pumping myself with because i'm a type one diabetic

[lea ☼ 🫐 @wilmonish]

“I don’t want to be anyone’s secret“

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@ThinkingQuotes7 @0ldoini @LeoKearse Ah yes those famous gen zs from the 80s

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

replies kinda scary like u guys have been propagandised BAD

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@msnrvn bleep your miserable bleep QUICK

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

ah yes cos the min wage server is directly responsible for the speed your dinner is being cooked and have left it in the kitchen on purpose Just to spite you specifically

[✨Elite✨ @xojeaux]

@heyyitsjanea LITERALLY! And then I’m not looking at the people. I’m side eyeing the fuck out of the server because why?!

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@ihateyoukey booo why do u hate fun

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

@msnrvn @rmacfs @marca GOOD MAN!!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they just don’t do teen dramas like this anymore

[⋆⁎✶°• @lrenmria]

amber heard

[Skip Binksy Updates @WAYSTIAR]

the one where they both have insane abandonment issues and find healing in each other as best friends and fall in love and happily get married and then one day he mails her divorce papers with a written message that says he's randomly fucked off to raise kids with his ex wife