lrgmnky

Beer, coffee, baseball, cats. he/him

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

Not going to delete my account because I can’t have a bot tarnishing the valuable lrgmnky brand, but I’m over at the Blue website with the same name if you want to follow me over there. Bye!

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Well, he framed me for armed robbery. But, man I’m aching for that upper class tax cut.

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

This is me

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@dotsonc I figured you’d appreciate this guy on the rail at the Phish show tonight.

[Matt Frommer @MattFrommer]

Why don't more people bike?
Because we don't have safe bike lanes.

Why don't we have safe bike lanes?
Because we prioritize parking.

This announcement is so disheartening and a horrible precedent for @DenverDOTI

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@WindingDot Isn’t Leo black?

[великий комбинатор @grapesmoker]

i beg to differ, this is one of like 5 good linkedin posts ever

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[Beth Osborne @BethOsborneSGA]

It is important that you see the driver that is running their vehicle over you. That way, you know who to haunt.

[Zach Buchanan @ZHBuchanan]

Haitia

[Loyal to the Soil Dan @X_Fan_Dan25]

“In Springfield Ohio migrants are eating dogs”

The dogs:

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@5chw4r7z Haha!!

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@5chw4r7z Is that an unpopular opinion?

[NWS Boulder @NWSBoulder]

Looks like we may have had our first snow up at Berthoud Pass, as the automated weather station is reporting a temperature of 32°F with heavy snow! #cowx

[Phish: From The Road @Phish_FTR]

ENCORE: Sabotage

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@dougdirt24 I honestly follow your pizza content more than your Reds content at this point. (It’s not your fault, it’s the Reds)

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

Being on Mountain Time and not having a real job gives me the luxury of staying up for this Oasis announcement. It’ll probably end up being a box set or something.

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

😭😭😭

[Joey Votto @JoeyVotto]

Driving to the stadium right now. My Uber driver asked, "Are you a player?" I said, "No."

[lrgmnky @lrgmnky]

@mbibbey I literally grimaced at a menu on a DFW layover like an hour ago for this reason.