Lauren Gray

Austinite, pharmacist, traveler, eater, planner, Lucy’s mom

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: Could you explain your gun control policy to the parents of the victims of school shootings?

Trump: I could. You need guns. You need them for entertainment, for sport, and other things

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

That’s not how abortion works, Donald.

This is the man who wants to control your health care access and he never fails to lie about abortion and reproductive health care. Almost like he’s seriously unqualified. #Debate2024

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

Wrong. I think about them at least weekly.

[People @people]

10 Boy Bands of the '90s You Probably Haven't Thought About in a While https://t.co/kZnXKS2FGl

[Aaron LaCombe @AaronLaCombe1]

Look, y'all been referring to some dude named Bob from Michigan as "Kid Rock" for years. Don't tell me you can't handle addressing someone by their chosen name/pronouns.

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

Glad to see it’s not just me

[Emma Janzen @emmajanzen]

Sometimes I think about moving back to Austin just because I miss the breakfast tacos so much.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Regina Hall finding out why Kevin Costner couldn’t be at the #GoldenGlobes just won next year’s #GoldenGlobes for Best Actress in a TV Comedy

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

Every time the camera goes to Brad Pitt, I shake my head like “he’s still got it” like my mom and aunts in the 90s about Robert Redford

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

https://t.co/RKid0e51CM

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

8 years of Greg Abbott is more than enough.

[American Aquarium @USAquarium]

My friend @AdeemTheArtist might have just released the best song of the year. It’s perfect. It makes me physically angry how perfect it is. Go listen. Bask in the glory. Bow to the greatness. Ughhhh, so good.

https://t.co/2D9enC6m2Z

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I can only save the Queen for so long.

[Willi Carlisle @WilliCarlisle]

little miss "demands you and your friend STFU cause the lyrics are the best part" at concerts

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

I almost want to go back just so I can be a part of this.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Mothers Against Greg Abbott, a diverse coalition of Texas women, just released a viral new ad. (h/t @MomsAGAbbott)

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy addresses the elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

@Megy86 Same. You think less of me now? 😂

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

The tech who did my breast ultrasound put gel on the wand and said "Here comes some warm jelly!" and started whoosh-whooshing it toward my boobs like an airplane. Then she stopped dead, mid-whoosh, blinked, and said "I'm sorry, I have twin toddlers, I am... fucking exhausted."

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

@pomwonderful daughter just ate a bunch of seeds that definitely tasted/smelled like acetone before mentioning to me that they tasted bad. Should I be worried?

[Lauren Gray @LRGtweets]

Hey @Campbells , why does every can of my 24 pack of V8 energy taste like tomato juice? Line mixup?