Michelle Markowitz

co-author of HEY LADIES! & writer/director on other stuff too. I also wrote “pesto is the quiche of the eighties.” michellemarkowitz@gmail

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

My friend is in labor and just texted me back right away but one time a dude took 12 hours cause "work got a little cray"

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

I can’t believe I never noticed this before

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This is what it’s like swiping on bumble when your age range is 32-45

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

When youve spent your career in public service, but thanks to tonight’s shout out will only be known for the bill about outlawing when pretzel companies have less pretzels in the bags than before (which should be ILLEGAL, btw) #SOTU2024

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

Mike Johnson face inspo part 2 #SOTU2024

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Mike Johnson face inspo

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

@LinkedInHelp I’ve been locked out of my account and persona is not working to verify. I sent a DM as well. Can you please get in touch?

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@BriefsNBaseball Oh that is good to know!!

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

Spotify is really making me skip forward on Michael Buble on every Christmas mix

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

I have 12 weeks until I can read the Britney Spears book. Can someone please tell me if she says anything about the dance off with JT I’ve been thinking about since 2005??

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

I just realized I’m one Stella D’oro breakfast treat away from becoming my grandmother

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@agreenberg Meta!

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@agreenberg Very glad my video was off when I read the news

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This is the most excited I’ve felt about a woman changing her mind since Shiv

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@rshields37 Your dad sounds like an incredible person. What you wrote was beautiful. Sending ❤️ and strength.

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

Larry David has always seemed so old but whenever I watch a really old episode of Curb I realize how young-old he used to look compared to now

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It’s time for my annual re-reading of the “hey ladies” series on @TheToast + the book. Bless @CarolineMoss and @michmarkowitz for this awful, amazing creation

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

What’s going on with Ben Affleck’s face?

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Austin Butler is speaking like he grew up in Memphis in the 30s but I just googled and he’s from Anaheim?! Cmon dude

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

It’s really different to both watch the Golden Globes and also read every take on Spare at the same time but I will!!

[Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz]

As a connoisseur of sideburns on TV actors I had a crush on during the years 1990-1999, these are 10/10