Lauren Mebane

Catholic wife striving to follow God's will.
✨ Proud chocoholic ✨ Dancer 24/7 ✨ Sparkle lover ✨ essential oil enthusiast ✨

[FrJosh 💯 @tweetmobb]

It’s simple. Secular Christmas begins at Midnight after Thanksgiving & may be pregamed as early as 11/1. We celebrate this w/ Mariah, Wings, Peanuts & capitalism. Concludes 12/25 by noon at the latest.

Real Christmas begins w/ Vigil Mass & concludes with the Baptism of the Lord.

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Since there was no #ATFR, I’ve decided we’re ending this season like an early ‘00s rom com. #TheBachelorette

[relatable @byreIatable]

This holiday season I’m stress eating about finals AND Covid AND money

[Lauren Mebane @lrhammons]

@reinaleigh_ Fr^^ can ppl just treat each other like human beings??

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PRO LIFE! VOTE!

[Lauren Mebane @lrhammons]

Me: I'll just take a 30 minute nap and feel well rested
My body: sleeps for 2.5 hours and gives me a nightmare
🙃

[Lauren Mebane @lrhammons]

@ally_adams26 Love you bff ❤️

[relatable @byreIatable]

Ghosted my professors bc I’m leaving toxic relationships behind

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I need to pass this test

Me: doesn’t study

[relatable @byreIatable]

2020 WE MAKIN THE DEANS LIST, SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE

[relatable @byreIatable]

This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be

[Lauren Mebane @lrhammons]

This is my favorite account

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
today was a lot

[Premium College Football @PremiumCFB]

Who’s winning the Sugar Bowl?

RT for Baylor
Like for Georgia

[Lauren Mebane @lrhammons]

This. This is the hardest thing to swallow my pride over.

[adina @adinarising]

y'all ever think about how there are people who have objectively wronged you who are absolutely out there telling others that you're the terrible person