Amanda Parmelee

Dog mom. Proud @lenoirrhyne alum. True crime nerd. Book lover.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

Me to my dog: You sure sigh a lot for someone who has a lot of demands but in no way contributes financially to the household…

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi When I flew out of Jacksonville, FL they had TVs with each dogs’ name and photo displayed. Which, if you ask me, is bullshit because how are you going to show off how cute they are and then threaten me with arrest for trying to pet them?!

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

Why doesn’t @Target let me pick whether or not I want to have my app flooded with Mother’s Day content?

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

Walked past @bobpockrass earlier and didn’t realize it until it was too late to say hello. So… hi Bob! 😅

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@philenespanol @sarahdavisagain @Hardees Happy birthday!

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia They’re outside my townhouse.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia I just…I can’t with you.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@DevonESawa God I’m so glad when people I follow pass the vibe check 🥲😍

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia Need to come to my house?

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia Understatement of the century.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia You never asked me to be a good influence 😂

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia That is kind of messed up.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@StevenLDoyle That was the icing on the cake.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

…this may honestly be the DUMBEST take I’ve ever read.

[Brad Keselowski @keselowski]

Trying to explain to my family why cars weren’t on track today-

“A few years ago, a man was sadly killed by lightning after a race and the courts ruled it was NASCAR’s fault. So now to get insurance coverage needed to race, we can’t go race, even when it’s not raining; if lightning is a few miles away.”

Daughter- “Don’t bad things just happen sometimes and it’s nobody’s fault.”

Me- “yes, but some judges don’t believe that and it ruins other’s fun. Their is a lesson in there somewhere.”

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

@dani__battaglia Wait is this the same one you showed me?! 😂

[Marty Smith @MartySmithESPN]

Removed 300ft of pit walll, half of the Goodyear Building and all of the lighting to make the right field power alley fit properly.
17,500 tons of gravel (840 dump truck loads) brought in to level the field.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

This is why we need #journalism 📰

[Danielle Battaglia @dani__battaglia]

We may have won the public records lawsuit to get access to records in John Neville's death, but the General Assembly is trying to not only block these records from the public going forward, but be even more restrictive. #ncpol

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

Update. Apparently the LR website never got updated 🙃 my bad NCAA.

[Amanda Parmelee @lrkappadee]

Hey @NCAA - the @LRbears baseball final got moved up to 11 AM but the website still says noon so it won’t let me stream it. Anything we could do to fix that? Signed, an alum who couldn’t get off work 😭