Lauren

Yeah, sometimes I don't understand my sarcasm either || All things glitter ✨

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[Lauren @lrn_bly]

I don't know what wears down quicker. The inner thigh part of my jeans or my patience

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

absolutely not

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Gromit's voice has been revealed.

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

shit music & even worse personality

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Ed Sheeran being an extreme loser isn’t shocking at all

[I’m a stepping razor @ChateauSteel]

Fuck that ginger rat and Free Palestine.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Late diagnosed ADHD women with a camera roll full of recipe screenshots and nothing on the plate. Living on coffee, cheese, and jokes. I hope this finds you.

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent girls will be like "tomorrow I'II be productive" as a bedtime affirmation.

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

what five year old wrote Danny’s notes #mafsau

[Richie Brave @RichieBrave]

I’ve received fuck all apart from overwhelm and being misunderstood.

WHY WAS I NOT PUT ON THE PREMIUM ADHD PACKAGE????

[aisha ✪ THE BODY SPOILERS @sukunators]

on this year's international women's day, we should all take the time to remember the names of these schoolgirls who were just trying to live their lives.

[sillybillydillydally🪻 @buffoonery_a]

fuck pcos. fuck doctors for not knowing enough about women’s bodies. fuck environmental factors for delaying my period and for giving me mental illness. fuck bpd. fuck bloating. fuck the feeling of third degrees burns I feel with every emotion.

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

the state of the “add on- in-laws family’s” state of gravy, has made me feel a sense of sickness I never even considered & wish to never experience again

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[lets heal and recover @recovery_your]

Christmas fucking sucks for so many of us.
Not because we’re ungrateful but because it highlights everything we’ve lost, endured, or never had.

[LBC @LBC]

'Screw the consequences, screw the country, and screw you.'

James O'Brien believes the country was 'doomed from the start' of Covid because of the 'hideous' attitude of Boris Johnson and other political leaders at the time.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Fiona Bruce, "23,000 lives. Some people question the modelling but that's the modelling the report has used"

Lady in yellow, "23,000 lives that could have been saved"

"People are still grieving over that. And the Conservative MP has a brag list of how much spending was done during the pandemic"

"I think it's all wrong" #BBCQT

[Covid-19 Bereaved Families for Justice UK @CovidJusticeUK]

Our statement following the publication of the Covid Inquiry Module 2 report into Core UK decision-making and political governance:

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Zoe Lyons calls out Conservative MP Joe Robertson #BBCQT

"I don't think you can call it political point scoring, I think that's really offensive to the people who have suffered because of a lack of government listening to advice and not shutting down earlier"

"The 23,000 people that could have been saved, that is not point scoring"

Conservative MP Joe Robertson, "I've just been accused of fobbing a gentleman off, I'm not fobbing anyone off"

*Except, you did, twice*

Lady in audience, "You should apologise because people voted for you.. And during the pandemic we still allowed people to come in on airplanes, right the way through.. Why didn't the Conservatives shut that down?"

"We do need an apology"

Fiona Bruce, "Two people have asked you now to apologise on behalf of the former government, do you want to do that or not?"

Conservative MP Joe Robertson, "I'm not going to apologise on behalf of a government I was not a part of"

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

the tories have blood on their hands but will never take accountability of their failings. they weren’t sorry then & they will never be sorry now. they lied & we died

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Gent in black, "I don't accept your half hearted apology for the mishandling of the covid pandemic" #BBCQT

"We saw the data coming our of China, our of north Italy, with lots of people dying a day"

"Can you just say sorry for the lives lost during the pandemic"

Conservative MP Joe Robertson, "The report isn't calling on us to apologise.. I wasn't part of the Johnson government"

Josh Babarinde, "You've just fobbed off that guy wanting an apology and you've fobbed off the whole country"

Conservative MP Joe Robertson, "No Josh"

Josh Babarinde, "Not only did you fob off this guy you fobbed off the whole country who feel utterly let down by the way in which the Conservative government managed the situation"

"Boris Johnson should be hauled into Downing street and be made to apologise to the country"

[Lauren @lrn_bly]

who would’ve thought Alan Carr would single handily win. he did so badly he did so well! #CelebrityTraitors

[Covid-19 Bereaved Families for Justice UK @CovidJusticeUK]

For the first time in 2 years, Boris Johnson will give evidence at the @covidinquiryuk this morning.

But bereaved families have been blocked from asking him a single question after being excluded from Module 8.

Children who lost parents, parents who lost children: silenced.