Lo.

Mudd Puddle the hermit crab fan account.

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

it is my personal belief that pasta is made out of drugs

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

Timothee is dressed like the little orange villain from the minion movies <3

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

What the actual fuck kind of crazy shit is it that in the lords year of 2026 I can’t purchase WiFi on a 4 hour flight @FlyFrontier I hate you

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

Just realized penguins can’t hug…. Don’t text:(

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You’re poly? What’s next, you want a cracker??

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

And in a way… aren’t we all Punch the little monkey?

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

It’s not that I’m an introvert it’s that the idea of existing in space and being perceived makes me crumple up like a ball of aluminum foil

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

In the great United States of America both things can be true <3 <3

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

He was a racist podcaster

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

@cowboylikezain You release a terrible album. Hope this helps 💛

[blue @bluewmist]

depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appts and not return phone calls and when the fog starts to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Just in case you're still waiting, it's never trickling down.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Do you realize how obvious something has to be for this guy to understand it

[Lo. @lrndecamillo]

Does anyone know of any jobs that I don’t have to work a lot at but also pay me a lot? Thanks!

[🌼🌹Raquel🌹🌼 @eternallyRaq]

Has anyone heard from the NRA lately?

Isn’t protecting the people against government overreach supposed to be their whole thing?

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

You know who else shot civilians in the street?

Nazis

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

call me a lib but maybe we shouldn’t have roaming gangs of masked men arresting people without charges and shooting innocent people in the face

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

On a Friday night after a federal holiday, AI rejected you based on some missing buzzword btw

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

Will: im gay
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