Loz

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[Loz @lrndyr_]

#10GB ✅ I’m in with a chance to win the new iPhone XS. Can you guess how much extra data you get when you pre-order with @VodafoneUK? #ReadyForIncredible

[Loz @lrndyr_]

@ceryshodgson Yes they are

[Loz @lrndyr_]

@ceryshodgson @ZachSvobodny Ahhhhhhhh my god

[Loz @lrndyr_]

Says a lot when my money management apps are always wrong because they can’t keep up with my spending

[stormy 🌙⚰️ @stormyjade_]

Whoever was in charge on the green screen needs a raise

[Loz @lrndyr_]

Got up and ready for work but realised I’m not in until 2, best and worst feeling ever

[Loz @lrndyr_]

Hate how rude n nasty old people are the homeless

[Loz @lrndyr_]

@Starbucks @StarbucksUK if I wanted a tall I would’ve asked, £4 for half a cup cheers starbs

[Loz @lrndyr_]

Why did I do this 2 weeks ago was I meant to grow out of that

[bay @sugar__bay]

Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me

[Cardiff Council @cardiffcouncil]

We need ladies shoes in sizes 10 and above! Strange request we know but we have well over 100 men who want to stand up against domestic violence and ‘Walk a mile in her shoes’ Can you help? Read more here
https://t.co/0AEcOEZL1J #WhiteRibbonCardiffVale

[b.b @benoobrown]

“We’re having Fajitas tonight” are the best words you can ever hear

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Loz @lrndyr_]

“If you want to”

[Jade @jademcewan_1]

Open for a surprise

[Loz @lrndyr_]

Me

[meg @meganedwrds]

“You wanna order Chinese?” #loveisland

[Loz @lrndyr_]

So your telling me 90% of the UK put up with this years shitty love island just to see Danny Dyer at the end and HE DOESNT EVEN GO IN what a waste x