💄fussypuss 💄

"hoary"; sweating the bed since 1989

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

I need help with my @Delta flight. It leaves in 9 hours. I've called multiple times, and their messaging app is not working.

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

DONT U DARE SLING THAT FANNY PACK OVER UR SHOULDER KEEP IT IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT AND LET IT THRIVE ! if ur reallllllllly too cool for school babe go ahead n drop out

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

i was just on the phone with my dad and he asked if I had ever heard of a band called Led Zepelin...

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@photosbycorona SAME

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@myranda_forever Niephewcs

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

Same.

[Sumybad @Sumybads]

People say how awesome heated toilet seats are. I don't care at all about that, but I would like public toilets to have COOLED toilet seats so I never have to sit on a warm toilet seat again, practically feeling the last butt to sit here.

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

Same

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@photosbycorona Then it's time for ☕️☕️☕️

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@BachelorABC @chrisbharrison BEN HIGGINS CANNOT BE THE NEXT BACHELOR HE WAS SO BORING AND ALREADY HAD HIS CHANCE AND ALSO NO ONE WILL WATCH

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

can someone tell me in 140 characters or less what is happening with #kanyewest and #papajohns bc I'm busy but also would like 2 know

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@MoviePass I am infuriated with Peak Pricing. We go to a matinee every Sunday bc we live in UT no one is at the movies on Sunday. Why am i having to pay peak pricing for this movie that has only sold FOUR TICKETS? I will most likely be cancelling my subscription now.

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@FOXTV umm WTF ARE YOU DOING @Brooklyn99FOX AND @LastManFOX HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY WEEKLY DOSE OF @chelseaperetti now? I'm literally so sad & also dying inside. 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@hqtrivia meeee @cinderskella

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@juliegwilding Did you see that there are sing a longs?

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@juliegwilding I ordered dominoes a few weeks ago & the delivery driver was like "wow your dog got bigger"

Never ordering delivery again.

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

Me: how's ur day

Lyft driver: well i just had to rush my grandson to the hospital because his ear drum pooped and there was blood everywhere

🤢

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@ilovelewcy Mav Chicken.

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@photosbycorona Your tweet literally just killed me.hahahahahahaha

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

me everytime Krystal talks on the #bachelor

[💄fussypuss 💄 @lrnstratton]

@shelbymorgz me 2