Luke Rozmus

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Fuck the @packers u bitches. Y’all gon be watching the game at home with us.

[Luke Rozmus @lroz11]

if i see one more gmc commercial i’m throwing my tv out the window

[Luke Rozmus @lroz11]

@NBCSBulls @Brett_Kessler best team in the league

[Luke Rozmus @lroz11]

@glamdollsteph @Brett_Kessler yosemite-got-robbed scene

[Luke Rozmus @lroz11]

now that i'm moving into college in 2 weeks, i can safely say project x gave me the wrong impression about high school

[jakey @baldwhitemale]

@YorkAthletics @kevin_schmit @michaelsobrien York buzzer beater vs Hinsdale Central

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

woah

[Daniel Gibbons @DGibby23]

Cubs had 6 million people at the parade. Comparatively, the Hawks never had more than 2 million. Chicago loves its teams.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The yips, man. They're real. https://t.co/IKGdA0Egr2

[IG: @realdealmillz @realdealmillz5]

I'm weak yo 😂😂 my teammate @Tmc24Clary tried to dunk over all these kids.

[DZY @drose]

Chi town til I die!

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

WHO THE FUCK HAS MY FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ?????????????????????????????????????

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

SOMEONE NAMED DAQUAN SAID HE WAS KANYES BOY AND I SIGND THE DEAL TO BUY PALBO AND SENT THE BITCOIN. CALL THE POLICE THIS IS BULSHIT

[NUDAH @nudah]

The doctors and I have tried everything but this 😅 EVERYONE PLEASE RT!!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

ISIS claims they have 71 "soldiers" in 15 states. We have the 2nd Amendment, and pissed off rednecks in all 50 States. Let's party. Merica.