Lucas r

livin like larry

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Don’t believe fake news.

I was born in Austria, but I was made in America, and I’d never leave.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

OH, COME ON. THAT WASN'T HELMET TO HELMET. ANDERSON PULLED UP. NOT ROUGHING. ABSURD "PROTECT MAHOMES" PENALTY.

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Not capping prices on the most popular night of the year for folk to drink and drive is actually dangerously irresponsible on Ubers end

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Lawyer up assholes

[Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 @_giacomo_volpe_]

Call me a squishy centrist but I think conservative psychos acting like its okay to murder people like this and pro crime leftists acting like this is acceptable behavior are both off base

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

I think if you’re routinely spacing out and you have cartoon style bandages on your head from falling all the time, you should be removed from government work

[Jon Seaton @JonSeaton18]

I coach a U12 girls basketball team, and every year as an icebreaker I ask them who their favorite basketball player is.

2023: 5 Steph Curry, 4 LeBron, 1 Giannis, 1 Sabrina Ionescu

2024: 9 Caitlin Clark, 1 Giannis, 1 Steph (my daughter) and 2 “myself.”

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The 2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics aren’t just any champions, but the winningest franchise in league history – now with a record 18 titles!

It was my pleasure to welcome their team to the People’s House today.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

The league is officially on notice 😤

#DifferentHere

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"Y'all Democrats are just sore losers."

[Aadan @JMurrayWrld]

This should get you a 5 game suspension

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

One of the Rizzler’s capos would handle you before he ever had to get his hands dirty like this. That’s why he’s the boss. That’s why this thing of ours works.

[Ninja @Ninja]

You know what’s crazy

[jeremy @then0wnow]

he better than me i woulda got high up and started doing the paul atreides speech

[autumn🌙 @fallsunday]

This some of y’all … thinking you getting bread whole time you in a pickle..

[bk ∞ 🍉🔻 @ilovegarfield13]

this is good sorry