Lauren Rutland

In my dog mom and fun aunt era✨ #Chasethefight

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills.

You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you.

I love you more than you could ever hate me.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico: Republicans have been attacking me by taking something I say about the border and cutting it off mid-sentence. I have said throughout the whole campaign that our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a giant welcome mat out front AND a lock on the door.

You can welcome hardworking immigrants who want to contribute to this country and keep out people who mean to do us harm. Those are not mutually exclusive goals. But the Republicans don't want you to know that those two things are possible.

Texans and Americans are looking for leaders who are going to hold two things in their mind at once, being pro-immigrant and pro-security. They want leaders who are going to hold both those values together at the same time.

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@michaelschwab13 Ew.

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

This man might be single handedly healing my religious trauma. I’ve never been so excited about a political candidate.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

2,000 years ago, when the powerful few abused the many, a barefoot rabbi flipped over the tables of injustice.

To those who love democracy, to those who love our neighbors:

It’s time to start flipping tables.

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@thescottbarber I’ll take list of churches I would never attend for 200.

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

“You do not become a hero in your death when you were a weapon of the enemy in your life.” 😮‍💨😮‍💨👏👏

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Preaching the truth about Charlie Kirk…

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@TickingTurtle @BenVerlander The dodgers currently have more cheaters in their team than the Astros

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@libsoftiktok The world is healing when you care that a celebrity is getting booed? Crazy.

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@michaelschwab13 6 💯

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@LordPrettyKakko @michaelschwab13 MVP who doesn’t perform well in the postseason

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@masonmennenga So we’re going to add body guard to the job description? Does this come with a pay raise?

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@whoisceejayy @michaelschwab13

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@jholy901 So worth it that you deleted the post 😂

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@jholy901 You want to violently keep women quiet, yet somehow, you’re the one being persecuted?

[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@thescottbarber Millennials went to the library at school in the 90s and had to learn the Dewy Decimal System and find books from the card catalog. How old do you think millennials are? 🤣

[PNav🤘🏽 @PNav57]

In honor of Teacher Appreciation Week I will be giving away my tickets to the game on Tuesday 5/14 against the A’s. It’s a 7:10 game and there is a Hello Kitty bucket hat giveaway that day!

All you need to do is be a teacher or school staff or promise you’re going to take a teacher to win and like and RT this tweet!

[Basic Belle’s H-Town Sports Designs @HoustonSportsA]

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[Basic Belle’s H-Town Sports Designs @HoustonSportsA]

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[Lauren Rutland @lrut89]

@khn089 @ClarkyCards @baseball_ref @astros How does that affect the other team’s hitting 🤔