GonZo

Spiked & Spliffed... // Editor of @ls_eatery

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

How often do I complain to you?

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Do you think you have a better life than a dog?

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@elonmusk my gift to you. X is a fucking stupid ass name. You're welcome. #twitterforever #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

I am far too poor to give a fuck, you have to pay for that sort of thing! #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Someone better put me back in the box or this is going to get out of hand. #pandora #avatar3 #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@darthlux That looks like a classic case of incest lol

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Santa eats ass too #notalone #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

What does twitter have to offer today? Unmitigated vagina & titties everywhere. Happy Onlyfans everyone! #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Thank god I have my caviar...but seriously guys...I have caviar for the first time in my life #baller #unhingedchristmas #yallpoor

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

The ultimate guide for Christmas Day

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Time to pucker up & kiss this Christmas ass! #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Ho ho & hoes? Please...love Santa #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Do I get cookie if I cum down your chimney? I'll bring the milk! #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

"Let the boy watch!"

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Will Ferrell’s blooper outtake from “Eastbound & Down” is up there with hardest acting challenges ever.

Danny McBride and Craig Robinson use every bit of willpower to not laugh as Ferrell tries to break them.

Robinson told Vulture about the experience:

➡️ “I remember standing there, trying to keep it together. I’m busting a brain vessel trying to stare in the face and eyes of Danny McBride, while Will Ferrell is deliberately trying to murder us, trying to ruin the take.

You know, talking about [doing Ferrell’s voice], ‘My plums have a bluish hue. Sun dancing off them just right. And my son Gabriel!’…

You got to understand this was all new, fresh stuff — like, what the frick?! And he’s laughing and checking in on us. Oh man, it was a beautiful day of laughter.

But I felt horrible. I was trying, man. I was trying so hard. Tears came down my eyes.” ⬅️

Over 50x views, this clip has a 100% hit rate of making me lose it too lol

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

Jesus was a giver...definitely a bottom #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

I came too...you were just 9 months late #unhingedchristmas

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

No rest for the wicked...especially on Christmas!
#merrychristmasbitch

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@darthlux It seems you just got lucky haha. Ive read different levels of stress during the growing process can affect the Scoville level because it’s a sort of defense mechanism. It’s a crap shoot. I grow lots of different types of peppers and I have variations of heat in all of them.

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@darthlux I grow my own peppers and make my own hot sauce. From my experience every pepper is unique lol, because that helps a lot. Some have high levels of heat in the flesh and some more in the seeds.

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@darthlux Always taste some of a pepper before using it!!!

[GonZo @ls_gonzo]

@darthlux They can range from 2,000 scv. to 30,000 scv. It's a dangerous game we play. I thrive in heat haha, so I welcome it.