Dave

a broken disgrace, longing for a warm embrace

[Dave @lscnah]

I wish my shower did all the work for me, like a car wash.

[Dave @lscnah]

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[Dave @lscnah]

@RichardEarl It wasn’t an unreasonable question. I said I don’t know, I probably should.

[Dave @lscnah]

A coworker once asked a bunch of questions about my life & after hearing my answers asked “why don’t you just kill yourself?”

[Dave @lscnah]

When will there be an Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

[Dave @lscnah]

Weird how Tampa won without ever starting their #11 D for no reason. Maybe safe ISN’T death

[Dave @lscnah]

3 cheers for those vices that get me through the day,
I'm a young man getting older, but I know I'll never change

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[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

When they try to make you work past lunchtime

[Dave @lscnah]

Quarantine tip: Buy Suikoden & Suikoden II on PSN & play them.

[Dave @lscnah]

@RichardEarl man the green whalers jerseys look so fuckin' rad. Wish the Canes used them more

[Dave @lscnah]

Baby elephants should be called elinphants

[Dave @lscnah]

Tv show idea: audition dancers, when the winners show up to film, surprise! It's a trivia show not a dancing show.
I call it, "So you dance, can you think?"

[Dave @lscnah]

I feel like graffiti in a cubicle because I stick around for years and no one really wants me there.

[Erica Buist @ericabuist]

Why not just ban guns and when people are upset about it, just send them thoughts and prayers?

[Dave @lscnah]

Life in pictures

[Dave @lscnah]

@RichardEarl Canes to Wear Whalers Throwbacks on 12/23/18