Luca Coppola

Real name, no gimmick

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

I'm not saying the Salem Witch Trials were perfect, but I also don't see any witches flying around nowadays

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

NYC looking like a scene in Mexico from Breaking Bad

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

People who enjoy salt and vinegar chips need to be kinder to themselves

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Someone tell Kendal Jenner to hand the Supreme Court a Pepsi so we can end this madness

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

@JuddApatow 2024 🇺🇸

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

You can’t tell me it’s just a coincidence that the world started falling apart around the same time comedy movies stopped dominating the box office.

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Kids today don’t know the stress of riddling your computer with viruses just because you wanted your computer mouse to look like a sword or ice cream cone

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

bro shut the fuck up

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Nothing says safe like traveling 50mph in a windowless metal box

[Scout House @ScoutHouseLab]

Apple's self-driving car could feature VR technology and no windows: https://t.co/86T8nP1LOX

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

I thought plant people we’re dumb but then I was gifted one that grows crazy fast and now I want to live in a jungle

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

How does this trash still have a job?

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Can Elon buy Instagram so I can stop seeing videos of Dogs being told to kill John Lennon

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

@elonmusk now do MoviePass

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

All I want is for @GordonRamsay to tell me he’s proud of me

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

I wish I had the same energy and enthusiasm as my windshield wipers

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Love that my computer fan goes crazy whenever I’m stressed at work. Comforting knowing we’re both on the same page

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I guess the only question that remains is how long of a standing ovation do you give someone who just hit someone?

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Will Smith rn

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

Calling it now, Kylie and Travis are changing their son’s name from Wolf to Kyotee

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

These people are gross

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

They’re short circuiting.

[Luca Coppola @Lscoppola]

@vickyj225 Feel better, I hate when I lose my taste of smell 😑