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@oomfs_lore Zendaya is meechee

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They don’t want you to know that Hall & Oates rhymes with Colin Jost

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@presinzano4hob1 How long should we expect before it’s back!?

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signed up for nasa newsletters in an attempt to restore the brain i used to have. every time one arrives, without fail, i do not open it and immediately mark it as read. work smarter not harder baby!!

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not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job

[E! News @enews]

Why Filming This Barbie Scene Was the Worst Day for Issa Rae https://t.co/fqR8g7jc2t

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me trying to manifest seeing a dolphin in the hudson

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

i love when i’m just going about my day and suddenly i see a creature

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Nobody was more obsessed with push-to-start car engine technology when it first came out than wiz khalifa

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@karbrum it’s a toss up between penne and rigatoni for me. but i also like a good spaghetti

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@noruleznic Couldn’t have put this better myself

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@princessdeadass @lllaaurie More blueberries

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Something I like to do is have all the time in the world to get ready and then still be late

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There should be a mandatory 10 second pause before telling someone a celebrity they look like where you consider if it is a compliment or the potential last straw in their day

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@izzieraine 🗣: we have never seen him, we have only heard him

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I love it when my brain decides to serve me up a song lyric from my 3rd grade play, the phantom of the music room, and play it on a loop in my head for 24 hours

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My bar is so low for what I’m impressed with with driving. Like you tell me you commute via car every day I think you’re a skilled artisan. You drive somewhere you’ve never been without reviewing the directions 100 times? You are my hero

[Sydney @squid030]

one thing about me is I’m gonna vote in your instagram story poll. I don’t care if we haven’t spoken in years I don’t even care if I don’t know you personally. If i see it, I’m weighing in

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A really relaxing pre-bed routine I like to do is checking to make sure I set my phone alarm for the morning and then checking that I didn’t turn off my alarm during the original process of checking said alarm

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The CDC recommends that you get plain bagels at stew leonards and feed little pieces to the animals outside

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@sara_noKAP @lllaaurie Next lsat the three of us are signing up

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carpenter ant sounds so much like kevin durant lol I haven’t tweeted in months so hope this is a good one to come back on