izzie

i can be your ride or die gal but only in very specific scenarios

[izzie @izzieraine]

i don't trust people who don't listen to "sad" music

[izzie @izzieraine]

@ThornsFC We’re still getting golf :( help us out!

[izzie @izzieraine]

this is ass :(

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

We are experiencing technical difficulties with tonight's stream for the Portland Thorns vs North Carolina Courage match and are working to get the broadcast up as soon as possible.

[izzie @izzieraine]

my religion is cirie fields. End tweet

[Elijah @_e_c_g]

If your favorite temperature of light isn’t 2700K stay the FUCK away from me

[izzie @izzieraine]

i always think i can do work at the cafe but damn eavesdropping is just too fun

[izzie @izzieraine]

@eclarkginsberg Same but a beta blocker & benzo!

[izzie @izzieraine]

killed a fly that my cat was chasing with my bare hand and then she ate it. name a better dynamic duo

[izzie @izzieraine]

@squid030 why does this happen tho

[izzie @izzieraine]

@eclarkginsberg would you see it as flattering if I got a crow tattoo inspired by this tweet

[izzie @izzieraine]

going to a small gathering where everyone except me has had covid in the last few months and feeling ever so safe :’)

[izzie @izzieraine]

ever have two cats cuddling you on a rainy day after a hot shower and an edible? well let me tell you it’s incredible but also terrible because I desperately need a snack

[izzie @izzieraine]

@meg_gannon My medium told me all about why the ghost was lurking around our Elm Street place.

[izzie @izzieraine]

most wholesome thing on the plane when the ten year old next to me borrows his mom’s phone, sans internet, and googles “where am I right now” to no avail

[izzie @izzieraine]

is there anything better than being able to say I can’t get up there’s a cat cuddling me?? it’s a legitimate excuse AND you get a cat. god it’s too good to be true

[izzie @izzieraine]

@meg_gannon Obligatory future resident of Oregon like. But also drop the name bb

[izzie @izzieraine]

people are always saying it would be helpful to learn to fix up my own bike but i just poured half a bottle of $8 wet bike lube on the chain to stop a really weird noise it was making and guess what it worked and i still know nothing about my bike

[izzie @izzieraine]

got offered some freshly opened blue raspberry haribo at the dollar tree this morning, generosity is still alive and well