Elijah

Just when you thought I couldn't get worse, I'm a consultant now.

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@alz_zyd_ @Fofire3 Natural wine, craft beer, and boba also predated the 2000s by somewhere between 20 and several thousand years

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@Older110 @thejenkinscomic These have always kinda bugged me because yes, but in what other UI is the button you’re supposed to press most often the smaller one?

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@GjMcGowan The energy efficiency may not be, but the door opening automatically is

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@rfkenmore Duralex Manhattan is pretty much everything that’s good about the Picardie but less twee

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@brooke @nick_farina @Delta They HAVE figured it out. They have been pretty public for years about nerfing their mileage program because they believe that the quality of their product/operations alone is enough to earn loyalty.

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@shadydivamoment Me literally screaming at the tv when he’s like “idk jersey city?” when there’s a charliecard and a 617 number right there…

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@ReedRolling Ok Lana

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@our_decay I don’t think I’d be able to stop at just one

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@fragile13_ @aboutberlin Otsuka and American Ice Cream

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@sbodrojan I would like to buy your script for Black Bag 2: The Retárening

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@gawkcid He was a 30 year sociological experiment conducted by devry university

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@simonsarris No one’s going to point out that net pay and total tax add up to 107.7% and 122.2% respectively? And that the tax totals are both way higher than the sum of the line items?

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@britishvisiting Thought he was a John Mulaney character

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Yaaaasss yonic tablescapes Martha

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The holiday season is one of my favorite times to entertain. Earlier this week, I hosted a small business dinner for seven. My Winter House was decorated with lots of beautiful trees glistening in green, silver, and gold. Chef Molly Wenk and I collaborated on a wonderful menu. See today’s https://t.co/ATNSECcjdS.

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@ReedRolling Make sense since it is the year 2025

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@smartbitch_69 @morgueages Not much. What’s collapsed with you doggy?

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@ReedRolling Won’t the other two feel left out?

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@brxxklynbxby__ “Hit an IRA target today” - British forces in 1980

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@JordanUhl In turn making it the Istanbul of the Midwest