Dick the Impaler

Aspiring Martyr

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Cutting off my foreskin and making a single calamari with it.

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I have to go to Times Square later, what’s something stupid I should do while I’m there?

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@margaretsnatchr omw 😎

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How come those miniature cans of Coke just.. don’t exist in the city of New York?

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I… uh.. I have to go

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Willem Dafoe, 1984

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@new__boi It was cancelled

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Locked and plugged at the Bright Eyes concert

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Backshots in the backrooms

[i'm hag 삼십구호실 @sturmhag]

happy pride, fags

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Hammer and sickle atop the world telephone goes crazy hard

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I have got to stop miming sticking a shotgun in my mouth and pulling the trigger with my toe in public.

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Just gained sentience and boy are my arms tired!

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Heated Rivalry but it’s Gilgamesh and Enkidu

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This bitch is always hitting me up

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@ReedRolling Sorry about that

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Girl, smell my finger

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My balls are touching this chair

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I feel like I’m from Temu

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God is so fucking gay bro. Like he made butterflies. That’s some fag shit.

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Hate it when this happens to me

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

man with jugs, france, ca. 1350

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Being a New Yorker in LA is an act of resistance