Laura Scudder

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@lilithepunk My first boyfriend was Billy idol's nephew

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@Dempster2000 From a 7 year old

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@Dempster2000 "Miss, do you have a husband?" Me: "No, why?" "Maybe if you wore better clothes you might get one"

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@Dempster2000 Child A: "Miss, tell Child B to stop telling me that my mum needs a d*ck massage"

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@hitRECordJoe The Labyrinth

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@thebodycoach What a hero! Well done and thanks so much for your hard work during this tough time 💪 xx

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@stephbreakfast I've always been under the impression that schools encourage a proper grip so that the child can hold a pencil more comfortably and for longer so they can write continously during lengthy exams

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@Underthecranes @MichaelRosenYes Wonderful news, he means so much to so many. I'm off to have a slice of chocolate cake to celebrate! X

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@wossy @MavenofHonor I saw @wossy looking at the penguins in the NY zoo circa 2005. He was wearing some very snazzy zebra print shoes

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Today’s #ThankYouBakedPotato duet is with actress Pam Doove. (All acting enquiries via Pam's agent @reeceshearsmith). You can download the original song, book and toy here https://t.co/RMWsE56s67 All profits go to #FeedNHS

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@MavenofHonor Sharon Osbourne walked in on me and my 2 girl mates sharing a disabled toilet at a Lady Gaga concert. She called us 'cheeky girls' and shut the door again

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@hitRECordJoe

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@hitRECordJoe It's the morning here in the UK! I'm currently watching my 2 year old smear cereal in her hair...I see you're after teachers, that's me! I'll have a go!

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@JensonButton hi there, I would really like to give your new book as a present to my nephew for Christmas, but was wondering if there are any parts of it that are a bit rude for a 12 year old to read??

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

I went to a Halloween party 5 years ago and gave my pumpkin costume to this guy I had been chatting to. Turns out it was @MoTheComedian !

[Becky Freeman @Becky_Freeman_]

If this video of my 14 month old was a gif, what would it say? Go! #ToddlerinChief #gif #parenthood

[V&A @V_and_A]

These beautiful & creative artworks are the winning entries to our #WinniethePooh 'create your own story book character' competition! Now on display in our Sackler Centre for Arts Education. https://t.co/2pcfxncP1z

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@TwinklCares huge thank you for supporting Project Elea in Athens your support will help many refugee children have access to education

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

@twinklresources huge thank you for supporting Project Elea in Athens your support will help many refugee children have access to education

[Laura Scudder @lscuds]

#SignsThatYoureOld you know the tune to this phone number 081 811 8181