Liz Seward

Creative, writer, rower, runner. Love a deadline, a project, and a great trip. she/her. #BlackLivesMatter

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Me & the other 2009 Twitter users busting into the Twitter headquarters tonight

[Liz Seward @lseward]

I just can't resist trying all the new things...join me in signing up for Post?
https://t.co/kfxugE5Up2

[Liz Seward @lseward]

Well, I’m hoping we’ll all be here in the morning, next week, next year, my backup is IG lseward212. What a time it’s been, what a time.

[Liz Seward @lseward]

That moment when you realize you forgot to finish the Saturday nyt crossword and you’ll be restarting your streak again

[Liz Seward @lseward]

No need to call me out, I confess

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

I wrote about how—and why—Americans got so obsessed with candy from other countries. https://t.co/GBPTYnKMjG

[Liz Seward @lseward]

@Ben_Aaronovitch kit bag

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Me: When is it safe for me to be around my children?
CDC: Now.
Me: I still have Covid
CDC: Oh. Lol. Later maybe?
Me: Dude.
CDC: THEYRE JUST GONNA GET IT IN SCHOOL.
Me: So what, I should just lick them and get it over with?
CDC: [running away] nobody cares

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[NYC Parks @NYCParks]

Today in Sherman Creek Park on the Harlem River!

[Liz Seward @lseward]

@Adam_Karpiak Creative services director looking to help teams with marketing projects! Freelance or FT, NYC based

[Liz Seward @lseward]

@meganvonbergen @mpbroache @DukeHealth Ha! When I tripped and maybe broke my nose, they said “avoid sidewalks”!

[Liz Seward @lseward]

Have the NBC Olympics coverage on and they’re doing a split screen to watch skaters finish their program and go to kiss&cry during ads—where is this split screen during women’s marathons??!

[Liz Seward @lseward]

Feeling a lot less special about my “tripped over cobblestone avoiding tourists, possibly broke nose” story…

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

It’s against the law for your boss to prohibit you from discussing your wages with your coworkers, and also remember there are more workers than there are bosses

[Liz Seward @lseward]

Things that should be available at the ER—reading glasses. Opportunity here.

[Liz Seward @lseward]

Seriously, why is there no split screen? It’s been 5 full minutes since we saw the womens race #NYCMarathon

[Liz Seward @lseward]

@fast_women Glad you’re telling me since abc isn’t!

[Liz Seward @lseward]

So the women’s move is made and we go to commercial? Why why why??! #NYCMarathon

[star wars incorrect quotes @starwarsposting]

in honor of what would’ve been carrie fisher’s 65th birthday, here’s a hanleia one ❤️

[Resist Programming 🛰 @RzstProgramming]

ESPN’s Jon Gruden in 2016: The NFL should “cut” Colin Kaepernick for protesting.

ABC’s Howard Cosell in 1968: