Lauren

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

🦞

[m @msnetik]

do you think the furniture rehearsed Be Our Guest beforehand or was that the first-ever runthrough

[horse @horsetwting]

i drew this

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[joe_284🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇱🇻 @joe_284]

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but fuck this news has hit me hard, hope you’re doing well pal 💙👊

[sphinx @protosphinx]

Stephen Hawking never returning to remove his name from the files is proof that time travel does not exist in this universe.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

HR says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now"

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

i stayed home from work friday because my right nostril was congested

[Brendan May @bmay]

Thoughts with Norfolk, which finally got rid of Liz Truss only to gain Andrew Mountbatten.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

A perfect pilot would land the plane

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Honestly impressed with Epstein’s ability to answer so many emails.

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

Mountbatten-Windsor pictured today, driving to Dundee in bare feet

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Off to Alnwick Castle tomorrow.
My wife tells me it's where Harry Potter was shot.
Not much point me reading the last book now, is there?