Lewis Simcoates

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Wolves will now receive parachute payments, which is terrifying news for the three little pigs

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

I don't care who wins this game but I really do need all the massive lads to stop pretending they're unable to support their own body weight as soon as someone touches them in any sort of high pressure situation

[htafcedits @htafcedits]

Robbed of a pen 😂😂😂 ffs but great start this

[🗝️ @cfcmasi]

😭😭😭😭

[footballclips7🇵🇱🇳🇴🍒 @footballclips73]

Nahhhh his head was fully gone😭�

[Henry @HTAM96]

Its called the Guinness Goal Of The Month and they're all screamers? By god I think we have our sport back.

[Balls.ie @ballsdotie]

Luton Town Thomas Kaminski goalkeeper gets sent off for nearly killing two Portsmouth players in the space of seconds. Elite football.

[William (fan account) @OzilThings]

So in the last 48 hrs:

- 17 year old killer confirmed not Muslim, despite twitter claiming otherwise.

- Man carrying knife at riots wasn’t Muslim, despite twitter claiming otherwise.

- Algerian boxer not trans, despite twitter claiming otherwise

Misinformation on this app has caused serious damage both online and in real life.
Elon Musk has to put a stop to this.

[George Baker @Zutroy85]

This is completely false and I can't believe so many people with high profiles are peddling this myth

The victorious boxer Imane Khelif is a woman. She was born a woman and is not transgender. She's from Algeria where it's illegal to transition

This is bigotry, plain and simple

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL! 🥇

When a rogue swimming cap found its way into the Olympic pool, this man and his snazzy shorts sprung into action in front of 15,000 people 👏👏

#BBCOlympics #Olympics #Paris2024

[Hunter Godson @HunterGodson]

I love the Olympics because why am I fuming at the judges decisions in the synchronised diving at 10:30 in the morning

[Tom Wells @TomWellsLSF]

Well @thekillers just did the coolest thing ever on stage as England won the semi final...

#ENGNED #ItsComingHome

[Danny Jamieson @DannyJamieson]

Comfortably the best stat of #Euro2024

[Chris @CWeatherspoon_]

Penalties saved in shootouts at major tournaments by Jordan Pickford: 4

Penalties saved in shootouts at major tournaments by every other England goalkeeper combined: 2

[htafcedits @htafcedits]

That Nokia came out in 2000

PS2 came out in 2000

Huddersfield font on remote resembles Panasonic

It's most definitely the Millennium kit from 00

Same colours as the Nokia too

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Dunno what Eriksen did in a previous life but God wants his bald arse

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

- 30% of the goals at this Euros have come from outside the box

- Euro 2024 has already seen 8 goals worth less than 0.05(xG)

The beautiful game 😍

[Mark Carey @MarkCarey93]

If Mbappe has to wear a mask for the rest of this tournament, he is going to look even more like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇪🇺 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Due to Man United's FA Cup win, Chelsea will now play Conference League football instead of Europa League!

And now it means Newcastle will have NO European football next season. 🤯❌