LSimpsonWriter

Writer and artist from Texas, USA

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

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[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

Just want to wish my friends and fellow writers here Happy New Year #Happy2019 #writers

[ Steve - Teller of Tall Tales @Bofferson]

The Dwarf was balanced prevariously on the Wizard's shoulders. He banged the huge door #knocker on the giant's castle door.
BOOM! BOOM!
The dwarf jumped down into the ground.
Huge footsteps came from beyond.
'Run,' giggled the Dwarf as the pair scarpered into the night.
#vss365

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

A glass of beer wasn't going to cut it. I needed a glass of bourbon to wash away the day and wrap me in warm, glowing arms and tell me everything was going to be okay. It was a lie, but it was a pretty lie and the truth was looking pretty damned terrifying.
#thurds

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

He was the type of guy who'd say, "That broad has a nice pair of knockers" and then wonder why he couldn't get a date. As if it was women overall that had the problem, not him.
#vss365

[Iryna (working for the wknd) @_Irene_Dreams_]

The ogre's face twisted as he gripped his spasming belly.

What did you eat this time, Horace? Ada asked.

I caught one of those tommy #knockers from an old mine shaft, Horace groaned.

Ada sighed & made peppermint tea to soothe his indigestion.

#vss365

[Lorinda J. Taylor @TermiteWriter]

#Thurds An ensemble was playing some of the of the Birds’ strange musical instruments–table strings, tubular glass constructs that produced unworldly cadences, banks of chimes & gongs. A couple of eagle/songbirds were warbling a descant to the accompaniment of these instruments.

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

What do you call a hero with no villains to destroy?

...unemployed.

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

May close down this Twitter account and come back online at a later date have an injured eye & must limit time looking at screens. Too much temptation to spend time here I love yalls writing too much. Also screen reader can't handle Twitter format it seems.

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

I may be going blind trying to learn snooze you use new access technology if things look weird I can't help it not a joke announcement this is what's actually happening in my life trying to keep up with my online activity

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

#HappyHolidays #Ilovemyfriends #writerscommunity
Thanks for being here for me! Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays!

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

Mister Claus, we admire your work, but we would like to respectfully point out that it is possible to be both "naughty" and "nice".

#GivesSantaGrayHair

[Jessica @Jessdonemk]

RT @darklordjournal We speak the language of the Beasts.
They're currently telling us "You've gotta fight for your right to party."
...we're not entirely sure we speak the language fluently, to be honest.

😆

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

@darklordjournal Thanks.

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

@Alex_Micati #teamevil has a swear jar. It's currently at $8,723,421.

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

People think of necromancy as death magic, raising the dead and all that. But at its heart, necromancy is life magic and that's far more sinister because it pokes a stick in the eye of whatever gods you choose to follow.
#vss365

[Eric Lahti @ericlahti1]

Someone had done studies on vamp sleep hoping to derive a new sleep aid for crack addicts and executives, but they came up with precisely dick. Vampire biology was so beyond current scientific understanding that textbooks just labelled it “magic” and called it good.
#SlapDashSat

[jfx mcloughlin @jfxmcl]

Cursed they said at his birth, doomed to be the last man on the planet. He worried civilization would be destroyed in his lifetime, instead the Excursion Module had left without him ... damn he wished they had been more specific about the planet! #SciFanSat #SlapDashSat #SciFiSat

[LSimpsonWriter @lsimpsonwriter]

@lizslayed I saw this as a retweet by a friend. I hope the holidays go better for you.