El Sip

Oncology nurse. Cat enthusiast. Christ follower.

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@mtgunder Did I just tip the scales?

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@mtgunder You’re drunk

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@Bob_Janke @DurtMcHurtt This is very good.

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@caitraft Almost got kicked out of the bar whence I arrived due to being one foot shoeless. But convinced the bartender I indeed was fully shoed! (Pretty sure he just wanted the tips).

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@caitraft I totally lost one in a snowbank once walking to a bar. Was retrieved in Springtime. Totally worth it!

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@GregAbbott_TX This tweet is so embarrassing.

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@jdean_88 @mtgunder 😝

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@jdean_88 @mtgunder *there

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@jdean_88 Ask @mtgunder

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@lazerdoov I believe I am

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@RepMattGaetz Are you delusional

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@ChristianLament That’s the truth!

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I feel like I’ve missed several opportunities over the years when the extended family is all together to gesture around the room and say, “It’s all relative”

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Why would Cruella want to slaughter 15 puppies for a coat when she could just wait a bit and then slaughter 15 full grown Dalmatians for much more of a return

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@johnbcrist Applebee’s

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@ImSpeaking13 Yes.

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@chlmtnyc Linzee

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@justky1018 Do me!

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@mtgunder I don’t have cable but I’ll give this a like because I respect you