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[lskombucha @lskombu]

@molliejo96 ur a hero

[lskombucha @lskombu]

@manaloleksy *since last yr

[lskombucha @lskombu]

Ruth can have my ribs

[lskombucha @lskombu]

Jake and I got a pet turtle🐢

[lskombucha @lskombu]

I need more poor friends

[lskombucha @lskombu]

go away

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

If you have a son, make sure you buy him a note pad, a body camera, & a recording device. Get him a battery pack too so he can always protect himself with video evidence of every single encounter he has with a woman.

Men aren’t safe in America anymore.

There is a war on men.

[lskombucha @lskombu]

I’ve been staring at my calc hw all night but the only thing I’ve accomplished is chasing my bunny around the room.

[lskombucha @lskombu]

He’s either a fuck boy or he’s got a crazy ex 💁🏼‍♀️

[🤨 @manaliioops]

Binches out here getting dressed up to get a bubble tea and take pics at the farmers market like bro at least buy a carrot

[lamle @naalamlew]

protect the woman you’re becoming at all costs.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Screaming is very relaxing

[lskombucha @lskombu]

@thurstonlindsey For sureeeee

[lskombucha @lskombu]

@thurstonlindsey Wanna come over for pancakes?

[lskombucha @lskombu]

@thurstonlindsey Yo if I wasn’t so broke I’d say let’s get coffee

[Channing @tatumhurley]

Your boyfriend might get mad at you for going out without him, but my boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble and a water in the passenger seat, and said “you’re so hot, omg I missed you”

[lskombucha @lskombu]

Last night I cried when I realized I ate all my bagel

[lskombucha @lskombu]

I like to start my day with stale flamin hot Cheetos and wine that’s been left out for a couple dayz

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Just poopin. You know how I be.

[lskombucha @lskombu]

Me so far this summer. #hideyofinstas https://t.co/jsL9ak4Uwk

[Always Sunny @ItsAlwaysSunnyQ]

"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!" -Charlie