Last week in my daycare classroom I got to leave work early:
Child: Where are you going?
Me: To work out at the YMCA.
Child: Why?
Me: So you’ll stop asking if there’s a baby in my tummy.
Child: Baby? *puts hand on tummy*
Me: 🙃🙃🙃
Reason # 181728 why I hate living in town: the cops banged on my door to ask us to get our dog. Wasn’t my dog, but this made my actual dogs freak out and almost woke up my baby. 🫠
Best days of my life ranked:
1. Having my son
2. Finding out I was pregnant
3. Marrying Richie
4. Today deep cleaning my house with the bissell steam cleaner tik tok influenced me to buy 😂😂😂
I’m at a cancer fundraiser. I guess this is a controversial opinion in 21st century America, but I align with the radical worldview that everyone should get effective cancer treatment and that no family should be impoverished by illness or its treatment.
In a span of 5 minutes two strangers walked up to me at first Friday today. One commented on my baby being so small, and the other offered me unwarranted advice.
Leave new moms alone please 🫠
My husband was responsible for making dinner tonight so naturally he made tacos and red lobster cheddar biscuits. Because the two obviously go together 😂