Scott Pfeiffer

I do things and sometimes tweet about them

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

HE TOLD PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE BY MAIL AND IS NOW UPSET THAT PEOPLE DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIM BY MAIL.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

I think Biden will win. I also think the problem in this election is not the polling industry getting it wrong, it's the fact that this many Americans took a hard look at Trump and determined "yeah, I want four more years of that"

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

He really doesn’t understand how counting works, does he?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

All right, folks, here's our last PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION UPDATE of 2020 to accompany our final forecast. https://t.co/F47OcVHqNK

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

One opportunity... #Vote https://t.co/sCUhq4dvAN

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

My favorite hour of the year!

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

I got a shot in each shoulder today. I’m about to get swole(n)!

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

I love how the republicans perceive a pattern of discrimination in the content moderation policies of facebook and twitter but steadfastly refuse to admit that there is a pattern of discrimination and brutality in law enforcement.

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

He also didn’t get the joke lol 😂

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fact Check: Donald Trump is correct when he says he’s not Abraham Lincoln

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

Real talk, @kwelkernbc kicked some serious butt tonight. That’s a great example of how to moderate!

[🇵🇸 connor @CondorMason]

big fan of @IwriteOK’s proposed reframing of the climate crisis

instead of: Do you think climate change is a serious problem requiring immediate action?

try: Do you think your children choking on the dust that was once a river is a serious problem requiring immediate action?

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

Jill wins the mask game for sure

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

From a lying perspective, Trump is even worse tonight than in the first debate.

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

Watching Trump stand just makes my back hurt.

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

“Yeah we have no idea where their parents are but the kids are well taken care of, I promise 🤞” -Trump. Orange is being super sus

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

♥️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Malarkey!

[NFL @NFL]

101-YARD KICK RETURN TD! #ForTheShoe @rodgers_isaiah

📺: #INDvsCLE on CBS
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/EaI7PvMdjg

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Melvin Gordon, @Chargers running back, Uber experience in Baltimore.. Joe Flacco didn’t deserve that 😂😂

[Ethan May @EthanMayJ]

According to various Wikipedia edits, the #Colts' T.Y. Hilton:
—Is "The Official Owner Of The City Of Houston"
—Changed his number to 69 (nice)
—"Made his career by investing in Texans cornerbacks"
—Owns the Texans
—Owns Deshaun Watson's soul
—Fathered Deshaun Watson

[Scott Pfeiffer @lspfeiffer]

#askallthingsthirty fine you can have a pity tweet