holymoly

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

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[Brothers Cider @BrothersCider]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

@JoolzDenby I'm crocheting a blanket while being cosy under the previous blanket I've just finished! I'm double blanketing.

[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

@Aja02537920 There’s a police station in the middle of the park where the park police are based & also a duty manager tel number on the park’s notice boards that this can be reported to. Any unofficial notices will be removed immediately by park staff & this is most definitely not legit.

[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[David Domoney @daviddomoney]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[West Norwood Library @wnorwoodlibrary]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

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[David Domoney @daviddomoney]

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[holymoly @LSR_1975]

@guardian Definitely @jk_rowling ♥️♥️♥️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman.
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[Freedom from Torture🧡 @FreefromTorture]

BREAKING: PADDINGTON’S BEEN ARRESTED

📍 Paddington Station, 9.15am

#FreePaddington

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Last Friday, my family’s address was posted on Twitter by three activist actors who took pictures of themselves in front of our house, carefully positioning themselves to ensure that our address was visible. 1/8

[JR @JaneRemain]

It's Day 15 of Richard Ratcliffe's hunger strike. After today, he is likely to sustain irreversible damage.

There is only one story that matters today. Only one tweet. Only one hashtag. And that's #FreeNazanin

And tag @trussliz @BorisJohnson

They WILL hear Richard's voice.

[holymoly @LSR_1975]

@daviddomoney #WinWithDavidDomoney
Would love to win this, i'm in the process of turning my flat into a houseplant jungle, much to my husband's annoyance!

[holymoly @LSR_1975]

@shaunwkeaveny I feel bereft and I’ve lost my radio mojo. 😔