AtLeastImNotThatGuy

Official place to post the best stories that make you think, At least I'm not that guy. Using old submissions until our site is revamped #AtLeastImNotThatGuy

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The real life version of someone who fell in acid and came out a super villain #roastbannon

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A place to get away from all the narcissistic people in your life #DescribeSocialMediaBadly

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Someone needs a Pepsi #OffendEveryoneIn4Words

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Sean Spicer: "Hitler was simply trying to reaccomodate the jewish people with his Holocaust Centers."

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Sean Spicer: "Holocaust Centers were used to keep at risk je...excuse me, youth off the streets."

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Maybe instead of bombs we should have just sent a bunch of hispters to hand out Pepsi in Syria. #FireKushner

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So trump and his generals bomb Syria and the alt right blames the jew...well at least I'm not that guy. #FireKushner

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Don't be that guy who constantly makes jokes about other people but gets super defensive when someone gives it back.

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Some bro just shattered a mirror at the gym because he couldnt handle his weights. Now how can he take his selfie? At least I'm not that guy

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I'm that guy who always comes up with an awesome comeback after the arguments already been over for a couple of hours.

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There's always that one guy who loves talking about politics even though he doesn't have a clue about what's going on. Don't be that guy

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If you've ever accidentally liked a girls picture from 3 years ago because you were creeping, you know how it feels to be that guy.

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If you're having a bad day, at least you're not that guy who approved this Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad. Hope that resume is up to date

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If you never learned to chew with your damn mouth closed you shouldn't be allowed in public. Don't be that guy or you might get choked out.

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Farwell Tony Romo. You were a constant inspiration for at least I'm not that guy.

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Theres always that guy who doesn't get when a girl is just being nice. She said hi, that doesn't mean she's into you. Don't be that guy

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At least I'm not that guy whose ever hit the share button on a porn site. Why the hell do they even make that an option?

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If I tell you a joke, don't be that guy who repeats it louder for everyone to hear so you can take credit. No one likes that guy.

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There's always that one guy who stays in last place in Mario Kart just so he can get all the good items.

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Don't be that guy who thinks the bartender likes you because she calls you "sweetie." Its called working for a tip.