theREALstimsen

Verified REAL. All other accounts are fake.

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Everyone gear up. It looks like we have a Tuesday on our hands!

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Money changes people

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Howdy y’all, I was bassing out in Florida when my phone was stolen, I’m typing this from a laptop. If you receive a text from me DO NOT SEND YOUR NAME. These kids seemed to be gypsys (the bad kind) so be careful for curses, etc. love - Real Stimzies

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Weezer announce new album 'OK Human' out next week https://t.co/rsHE0Gv7gl

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@stimsondave “FAKE!”

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Check it out! Super stoked on this one. https://t.co/pK4uwNFaMb

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@stimsondave @Cha_ChaNowYall You said you’re “just doin me” and you’re right. You’re doin me. Me being me.

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@stimsondave Naked In The Rain. @flea333 & @stimsondave lets play. Us three bass only.

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@stimsondave @flea333 OUR** Bedtime!!

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@stimsondave @flea333 Our** bedtime

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@stimsondave @flea333 Just shut up and kiss me already!

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@stimsondave What is me? What is you? Embrace the collective consciousness and accept that we are all Davíd Stemsen.

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@stimsondave Jazz is whack I only bass to the chili pepps and rocknroll. Fake stimsen!

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Whew — believe it or not — I’m pretty tired from bassing out today.

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@stimsondave @stephenrmoreno @yurples THAT IS A FAKE STIMSEN ACCOUNT. I AM THE REAL DAVID STIMSEN. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS PHONY!

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@stimsondave @MichaelTyler46 @MarkStenberg3 I would never have a mustache. Soul patch only.