Luke

Say no to drugs, say yes to White Castle

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Appa liked his birthday cake

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@yungpadthai this is still funny

[Luke @lsunderlin]

i’m back bitches

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@nikkiknokker7

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@Cam_Lyons_ Samo’s*

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Yo @TylerSadallah I lost your number text me cutie pie thank you

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@metaxylenes vro

[Luke @lsunderlin]

I think I’m just gonna cover myself in tan silly string and go as spaghetti

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I find the Left’s use of “landlord” as a slur offensive. As a Greek American, I aspire to one day show up to the small apt complex I own behind the diner I also own (in a track suit w/no shirt on) to say things like “is fix. I have dimitri, he look at it he say is fix”

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Genius

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@helloitslette Yo wtf this was a triiiipp

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Black Panther soundtrack is an undefeated workout playlist

[Luke @lsunderlin]

@TylerSadallah @MeechieeBaby Where was this 100 million dollars ago

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I have become obsessed with Heartland, a CBC show that's somehow been running for 13 seasons. It elevates mild Canadian boringness to what might be a new form of art. I want to stress that this is not just some random scene but a promotional clip for the latest episode

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Uh yeah Brian that’s how baseball works

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

Brian Cashman said pitching was not the Yankees’ problem in the ALCS. He believes their failures with runners in scoring position are why they are not playing in the World Series.

[Luke @lsunderlin]

This is still my favorite tweet of all time

[Nicky @nickturani]

What an upset! My bracket is in shambles

[Luke @lsunderlin]

The Bible warns you about the demons and the fires in hell, sure. But what it doesn’t mention is the poorly groomed 20-something in Purgatory, sitting in one spot, wearing billabong t shirt, playing an acoustic cover of Banana Pancakes on repeat.

[Luke @lsunderlin]

Tough night for the good guys :(

[Luke @lsunderlin]

DJ LEMAHIUE FOR PRESIDENT IM FUCKING REELING BABY LETS GO

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

A-Rod on the verge of tears talking about CC. He’s all of us. That was so unbelievably sad

[Luke @lsunderlin]

When you’re at dinner with a girls family so you make up shit to sound smart

[Brian Levitt @BrianLevitt]

I believe investors should pay more attention to the macro environment and their long-term plan than to Washington intrigue. Here’s why: https://t.co/CocM2lXS0W