Lindsay Sydness

I'm full but I could go for some ice cream.

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

The other day I forgot the term “bumper stickers” and called them “car tattoos”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

If I didn’t know better, I’d say books about racism and the lgbt folks are not the biggest threat to school kids.

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

[Overheard District @OverheardWDC]

Tall guy in suit on the phone:

"I call DC the city of shapes. There’s McPherson Square, Federal Triangle, Dupont Circle, Oval Office, Pentagon…"

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: so here’s everything i know about the jonestown massacre

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

Soooo much love to the man I’ve matched with 5 times across 4 apps and 3 years — Love seeing you out there pal. My brother in arms. Ships passing in the night.

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Good morning America, retweet if you think Josh Hawley is a traitor.

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

Running a little behind because of the attempted coup in our neighborhood by a deranged fascist mob, but rest assured that we will get to your orders soon.

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

After finishing The Undoing, I have one question: can you land a helicopter just anywhere?

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

Me every time I start The Queen’s Gambit

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

Hello @washingtonpost is anyone home I’d like to buy a copy of today’s paper but it’s sold out everywhere I check 🆘

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

Man, some people really out here treating their online classes as their newest comedic platform

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

Airbnb renovates its 650 Townsend office and upgrades the functionality of the space and infuses it with vacation-inspired details: https://t.co/F4JwysHFN6

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

@Angela_Smith11 @smitus and I are v on board with this idea

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

@andrewjh

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

@andrewjh It me

[Sapna Maheshwari @sapna]

who says brick-and-mortar is dead? Nordstrom NYC opening weekend packed...especially the shoe floor!

[Lindsay Sydness @Lsydness]

Saw John Mulaney walking his dog earlier this afternoon and was honestly so thrilled to see Petunia IRL