alyssugh (she/her)

Hi my name is Alyssa LaVacca, I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is my name is Alyssa LaVacca I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is m-

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

Cathy Ames WISHES she was Undine Spragg!

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

RACHEL CHAVKIN DIRECTED HENRY IV PARTS 1 AND 2 WITH WENDELL PIERCE AT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK

[Alex Gonzalez @alexgwriter]

Ed Sheeran

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

empanada mama who bore me

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@nazzobetweeting It’s so crazy!! December flights from NYC to Raleigh have been over $600 since April! I know that’s the busy period but it shouldn’t be that bad that far out. I’m just trying to go home for Christmas 😔

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I (beautiful and pure of heart) should not have to spend more than $300 on a 1.5 hour flight!!!!

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@carriecourogen was this to me I don’t even remember

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a watched post doesn’t get likes

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we need a zoom filter that makes your hair look dry when it’s wet!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

i must be loyle to my capo

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nothing an entire pack of sweet tarts rope can’t cure!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

The Primark near Penn Station is the most spiritually suburban place on the island of Manhattan

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having the worst day of my life (my boyfriend shaved 2 days ago so now when we kiss his stubble hurts my face)

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

you’re telling me it’s summer and it’s illegal to feel the crisp crunch of romaine between my teeth….. the delicate sweetness of a raspberry dancing on my tongue…..

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“I envy the maggots that will one day eat his corpse” - my beautiful roommate on Lindsey Graham

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

If it’s good enough for Q, it’s good enough for you

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guy reading Save the Cat on the train…. I know what you are

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mitch mcconnell brain dead is an oxymoron

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born too late to audition for spring awakening (2006) born too early to audition for spring awakening (2026)

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

biblically accurate romeo and juliet (she is 6 inches taller than him because she has stopped growing and he hasn’t hit his growth spurt yet)