alyssugh (she/her)

Hi my name is Alyssa LaVacca, I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is my name is Alyssa LaVacca I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is m-

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

you can tell the pride perfect couple is gay because if they were straight they would be in boat with a human woman

[Maxxx Pleasure 🌈 Drag King @mrmaxxxpleasure]

say what you will about corporate pride money grabs but there’s something from the Target Pride Collection that gets me every year

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

come with meeeee to linemaxx in west village

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I’m honored that Instagram thinks I can afford $300 dresses but I would like them to stop

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

we need to pair every Hollywood Old with their very own Ava Daniels IMMEDIATELY!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor.

He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.”

(Source: https://t.co/LJlx5ylxvr)

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I would trust a girl who plays sudoku on her phone with my life

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

that’s my emotional support american eagle sundress I’ve worn every summer for the last 12 years

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@parasocialyte Yesterday my boyfriend made me listen to an improv podcast where they didn’t even yes and each other they just argued!!!! Radicalizing him into being a bad improviser w my bits :(

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

no one talks about how after turning 30 it’s harder to do the worm

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@carriecourogen I hope the girl at the Spaniard felt that from me when we passed it the other week

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@tmckenna1015 WELCOME

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@wormgirlll !!!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

guy who says NYPL like “nipple”

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years but I still get ptsd-style flashbacks of dating bushwickians every time I’m on a Halsey bound J…. The body keeps the score…. I know my future daughters will feel this epigenetically…….

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@emilynesbitt96 lmao ok have fun girlie!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@emilynesbitt96 Again that’s not what happened! But ok! You can keep believing that!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@emilynesbitt96 I recommend finding a sense of whimsy somewhere in you! It’s not freak behavior to sit on a bench in a very public park hoping to have an interaction the subject of your biography, even if you are wearing a (very obvious) blonde wig! Honestly it was kind of iconic and funny

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@emilynesbitt96 I think this is actually pretty nuanced and self-aware?

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

@eyeroll420 yes!

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

If the 5th Ave/53rd street subway stop has no haters I’m dead.