kory edited this video for me and i heard him screeeeam while editing. i asked what happened and it was because i flashed my birthing bits while filming. so... i basically scarred Kory for life with this video and you better watch it. https://t.co/9zHOXkCgNg
i will always accept and love my son for who he is and never try to force him to be someone he isn’t. he is my whole heart and my love for him is pure and unconditional. 💕
Earlier today I saw a woman toss an empty water bottle out of her car then start to drive away. So I ran, picked up the bottle, stopped her car, said “oh I think you dropped this”, and gave the bottle back with a smile. Don’t litter ya nasty good for nothing little punks.
Things I learned today:
- no child ever wants to go to bed
- when it’s time for bed they suddenly have every ailment
- “get ready for bed” apparently means “get water 10 times”
- I suck at UNO
- 2 year olds can make me do anything they want
- bedtime stories make me tired too
Listen. Just give me all the money and power, and I’ll save the earth, people, and animals. Trust me. I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ll try my hardest.
OMG MY WHAT THE FRICKING WHAT!!!!!!!!! I'm nominated for a Shorty Award!!! I've literally never been nominated for anything in my life. What an honor! If you WANT, you can vote for me here https://t.co/G9LYwA964g #ShortyAwards