@Germanizedearth@SynapticFiring@ComonwealSadist So you don't have all those relatives?
I mean I guess since the accounts where you mentioned all that got suspended so you can pretend you never said it, but Virtus has the UBERLOGIKER network (blessed by St August the Professor) backing him up.
this Kshatriya noblewoman just came back from her holiday trip to Sweden where she got her back blown out by the national ice-hockey team. you've had a crush on her since high school but she kept rejecting you saying she saw you more as a friend, but deep down you know it's because you're of the Sudra caste. now that she's approaching 30 she says she's finally ready to settle down and asks if you're still available. you've never had a girlfriend in your life. how do you respond?