Lt. Leslie

Need a knob turned, or a button pressed? I'll be there. Maybe.

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Guess who wasn't invited to Kirk's NYE party. Again.

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Me on the bridge, doing my thing. (That's Spock and McCoy in the background.) http://t.co/TMyCnsY

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Kirk, Spock, and the rest are all going to watch the fireworks on Rigel 7 tonight. Guess who's not invited?

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I may have just pressed my last button and turned my last knob. Sir.

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I think I'm going to twist knobs today and push buttons tomorrow.

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Pretty sure my communicator's got the "death grip" problem.

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Yes, I know it's St. Patrick's Day. I still have to wear this red shirt.

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I deserve major style points for my knob twisting. And a 10-percent bonus for my final button stab.

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While I'm waiting to beam down to the spore planet, JTK storms up and he's all, "This is mutiny!" and I go "Yes it is, sir." Suck it, Kirk!

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Every day, in every way, I go for the gold. In my own, quiet way. Not that Kirk ever notices.

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Even the longest journeys begin with the single push of a button. Or twist of a knob. By me.

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*twisting knob, with added flick of annoyance*

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Ever get the feeling that you're being taken for granted? I do, all the time.

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So, if someone on the Bridge gets zapped with electricity, passes out, and then later wakes up with silver eyes ... is that bad?

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Aye, captain. (Oh wait -- he wasn't talking to me.)

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A blinking button! I shall press it.

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Ummm ... I have an origin story *too*, you know. Maybe not as "exciting" and "colorful" as Kirk's, but trust me, I've got one.

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So, Matt got saved by the judges on Idol. I always forget that he's still on the show. Guess we have that in common.

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Sorry for the lack of tweets lately, I've been a little down in the dumps :(

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Good morning tweeps