laura

still changing for the better ✨

[laura @ltadriaanse]

My least favorite part of adulthood so far is the back fat. Fuck outta here where’d you even come from

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Me on living life with my nips out

[laura @ltadriaanse]

The way I am repulsed by every single man on Hinge ages 27-38 within a 20 mile radius of zip code 19106

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Do people want to know when you’ve had sex dreams about them

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Thinking about the elderly woman at Wawa today who made herself an XL four-layered slushie today (Coke, Cherry, Blue, Coke). Hope you’re ok my fully unhinged friend. Long live & prosper

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Planning to scream internally for the next 18 hours minimum

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Never underestimate the cathartic power of sobbing in your car in a rural south Jersey Wawa parking lot after dark, then putting on your sunglasses to go inside & pretend you’re stable

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Daydreaming about mental stability

[laura @ltadriaanse]

God damn man child

[laura @ltadriaanse]

I like ice cream more than I like the idea of being hot. No body is worth sacrificing ice cream

[laura @ltadriaanse]

“The ability to go to an 11 over a mediocre man is a time-honored tradition” @NoraPrinciotti has me ROLLING

[laura @ltadriaanse]

I think it’s ok to get a little fat in March

[laura @ltadriaanse]

I am inexplicably very attracted to Blake from Workaholics

[laura @ltadriaanse]

This bitch is straight GIDDY. Just one happy gal things are so good

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Just ate another. Shit’s getting wild

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Just ate a squash

[Lauren Christensen @lachristensen]

24 days ago I learned my daughter was dying in utero, and if untreated I risked preeclampsia and stroke. Termination is illegal in NC after 21 weeks, which I was, even when she had no hope of surviving and I was in danger. Because I had the means to leave, I’m ok and recovering.

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Humbly requesting a new, less sadistic uterus

[laura @ltadriaanse]

A cool thing to do is not care what people think of you. Personally I am new to it but so far 10/10 very much recommend

[laura @ltadriaanse]

Ha ha ha it was not 🥲