Beef

Human. Snail enthusiast. Funny sometimes.

[Beef @ltaibeef]

My mom was abso fucking lutely unhinged today

[Beef @ltaibeef]

A revamp of a very personal piece. https://t.co/iADYn4Whq6

[Beef @ltaibeef]

What glorious things await. #trolldoll #frenchgirl https://t.co/AhvGRIqhNP

[Beef @ltaibeef]

#crawlers
Healing your inner child. 🌟 https://t.co/johtrrAkC6

[Beef @ltaibeef]

This is the Pinnacle of life experience and I can't wait to have it one day

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@munchiii_ I can trace it back to so many sources

Yet

I married a man lol

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@daturadelphina No way

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@munchiii_ "titties glistening in the rain"

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@munchiii_ LMAO

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@amelieschmute Same

[Banana 🔪🔪 @8bit_bb]

@WinkyReal @bethmayashley Tinky-Winky, the eggplant felt baby

[rachel yara @bugposting]

doctors prescribing SSRIs are like "you just havent found the right strain yet bruh"

[baby trashcan @qualifiedshape]

I’m a medium for the living, why do people always want to talk through me

[melanie @earthdombaby]

“Astrology isn’t real” neither is religion but here we are

[baby trashcan @qualifiedshape]

She’s the family dog that so many people are trying to breed away. She’s the Shiloh or the Santa’s little helper. She does dog things. And those things have become less socially acceptable with city folk.

[baby trashcan @qualifiedshape]

The fact that dogs have started to do like brain games that are puzzles means that we’ve basically domesticated them to a lower form of human intellect. Something I like about Sable is that she has wild dog characteristics. She loves the basics like chasing tug-of-war and ball.

[Aviva Maï 🌟 (they/she) @AvivaMaiArtzy]

I just think it’s cute that stamps are stickers with a job

[Beef @ltaibeef]

@qualifiedshape @munchiii_ this was about you 🤣