Luis Torres

properly chilled

[Luis Torres @ltdemtrius]

If she can make a target trip fun , she da one

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Odyssey because it triggered so many fucking losers lmao

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children

[Satoshi Kon Knueppel @Biyombonesaw]

The most famous Greek person in the world right now is a man of African descent with the last name "Antetokounmpo"

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

The suitors on Ithaca during the 10 years Odysseus was away

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

you’re more racist than the US without the money

you’re more classist than Europe without an upper class

you’re nationalists with no cultural exports

you’re Zionists for free

you look down on your neighbors while being broker than them

you’re third world without good food

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

CAPE VERDE SOME REAL NIGGAS.

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Están viviendo el sueño.

[Leonardo Bertozzi @lbertozzi]

A chuva de sombreros lembrando 1970. Que templo é o Azteca.

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Incase you forgot.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Because you never know when the last one is”

- Kyle Busch, last week

Wow

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Harri @Harriwxu3]

She started cheering way before anyone else, a woman who knows what her horse is capable of. All she needed to see was the spark and she knew she had a chance. Special moment. First ever woman trainer to win the derby. Great for sports. Great for the derby.🐎

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

THE ANAHEIM DUCKS HAVE DEFEATED THE OILERS IN 6 GAMES 😱

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

When i break into somebody's house but they're watching PSG vs Bayern Munich

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Pitchers with sub-0.30 ERA through first 5 games of a season since 1950 (min 25 IP):

José Soriano
Fernando Valenzuela x2

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

The literal GOAT

[Enrique Acevedo @Enrique_Acevedo]

Officials on both sides of the border have confirmed there are no credible reports of Americans being targeted anywhere in Mexico. At least 25 members of Mexico’s armed forces lost their lives yesterday while protecting civilians. This is not a time for statements that spread fear and confusion.