Lauren

Red hair don't care.

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

#donteatanything2026 #photosynthesischallange2026

[B. @verygoodchat]

I’ve been keeping a list of all the news stories dominating my algorithm and the general news cycle in 2026. It is wild to see how quickly we move on and sometimes even forget some of these things.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

We developed such effective vaccines and pasteurization that people now think preventable diseases are fake and basic precautions are tyranny.

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

when i read a 1 star review of a movie/book i gave 5 stars and they kinda have a point

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[🌹RoseGawd🌹 @djrosegawd]

Rest in peace Payless you would’ve loved this comeback

[Elmo @elmo]

It's been a long day for Elmo. 😴 Elmo hopes everybody has sweet dreams! ❤️

[daz @MetamateDaz]

My BIGGEST problem is that I want to be politically informed but I would also like to have a good day and be happy, and those are mutually exclusive things apparently.

[Trang @traaang]

Reading as an adult is cool and all, but where’s the personal pan pizza for reaching my reading goals?

[Covie @covie_93]

They said charlie kirk was a unifier who respected everyone but his organization is planning a separate Superbowl halftime show because they don't like that the performer at the regular halftime show is a Latino man.

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

Didn’t understand a word but I thought it was great!
Very well done.
We’re a nation of immigrants.
You’re gonna be okay.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

the fact that in 1 lifetime i’ve burned music onto a CD, clicked and dragged it on an MP3 player and streamed it from a smart phone is crazy lol

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

by = ✍️

buy = 💵

bye = 👋

Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

[trash jones @jzux]

if three ghosts visited me on christmas I’d make them play mario party with me

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

SUB 15:00 IN THE 1650!!!!!

Katie Ledecky just became the first woman in HISTORY to break the 15:00 barrier 🤯🤯🤯

[Molly World @goatedkittycat]

It's important to try out being different shapes

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I don't know what terrible things you've done in your life up to this point, but clearly, your karma is out of balance for you to be assigned to my class. I'm Professor Annalise Keating, and this is Criminal Law 100 , or as I prefer to call it.....

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER