Laura

at the root of impulse is desire....

[Laura @Ltempest]

@evridelivery why is it impossible to get in touch with anyone. You have my parcel and you should have delivered 5 days ago

[Laura @Ltempest]

@pagetpaget ouch. I hope the anxiety eases from your beautiful soul. 🤗

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope

[Laura @Ltempest]

@Antonymous_P You've been asking this for years and the answer is still No!

[Laura @Ltempest]

@Charneilb We're getting old, babe. 😘🥳😅

[Laura @Ltempest]

I can take it when I am wrong, but oh, do I love being right. 😂

[Laura @Ltempest]

@alexlumaga @ArfMeasures @CliveShabang

[Laura @Ltempest]

@bexmader I recently watched s1 and s2 of The Marvellous Mrs Maisel. It is brilliant. If you haven't already, check it out! 🙂

[Laura @Ltempest]

Mum got a new washing machine.

Currys delivery driver: you might want to get a strong man to fit it. The bolts are tight. I find it difficult myself.

Me: *undoes bolts, removes plastic thingies, fits pipe, pushes washing machine into place*

Time taken = 20 mins

Who needs men?

[Laura @Ltempest]

Got called hench today.... Not sure hoe i feel about it. In context it was a compliment I suppose

[Laura @Ltempest]

@ladygaga Hi. You probably wont see this, but in case you do, I wanted to ask a bit of a personal question, if I may... How do you manage your fibromyalgia? My mum suffers from it and is in constant pain, every day. Any tips would be greatly appreciated.

[Laura @Ltempest]

It has been a day

[Laura @Ltempest]

@thereallisaann (3) to lookat it another way though. Again from the "innocent" party's POV ~if you can’t forgive someone, you lose them~ I guess it depends on what you are willing to give up (not extending the olive branch) or overlook/forgive.

[Laura @Ltempest]

@thereallisaann (2) their wrong doing. I suppose if they showed an inkling of regret and remorse, I would be more inclined to concede and extend the olive branch, to attempt to work on this particular relationship. However, it is not the case, so there will be no guesture on my part.

[Laura @Ltempest]

@thereallisaann I think if the wronged party can and is willing to forgive, then they extend the olive branch, as it is a sign of forgiveness. I am currently in a situation, as a wronged party and i have no intention of extending an olive brach, because the guilty party will not acknowledge (1)

[Laura @Ltempest]

@CliveShabang this made me think of you, Mark. https://t.co/Q5tk6JZ0N0

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

subway cashier: you don't want the money?

3 ducks in a trenchcoat holding a gun: I said give me all the fucking bread

[Laura @Ltempest]

@tyrabanks Naturally curly hair. This is why i get a Brazilian blow out #ifeelyou.

[Laura @Ltempest]

The DJ at my friends birthday thought i was @LeaMichele... Haha i doubt she would be hanging around in this town 😂😂