Lawrence Tesot

[Lawrence Tesot @LTesot]

@alfredarapketer Rais wetu saa zingine atuachie replies kama hizi. He's fighting with pigs in the mud and the pigs are loving it. Hapa ameniangusha kidogo.

[Lawrence Tesot @LTesot]

@ahmednasirlaw Peace, Respect & Friendship

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Iranians are classy/respectful people...look the note their footballers left in the locker room in the SoFi Stadium in LA where they played. President Trump should invite the team to the White House for a cup of Chai...

[Lawrence Tesot @LTesot]

@kodhidhi @itskipronoh They vote euphorically

[Byrent @ByrentChumo]

Gloves off now.
President Ruto fires at the opposition:

Kalonzo Musyoka: "Your only achievement is grabbing NYS land and building a small prison."

Rigathi Gachagua: "You cannot lecture us after stealing relief food meant for orphans."

Fred Matiang'i: "You are sleeping in meetings. When are you holding a memorial service for the River Yala victims?"

[Adel On Politics @Broadbasedgal]

Wah! Wah! Wah!

Walahi Gachagua is finished

Nobody will support Riggy G again after listening to this shocking revelation about Gachagua by Francis Atwoli

No human being should do that to their fellow human beings 😭😭😭

[Lawrence Tesot @LTesot]

@beingblackie_ Saka has to go.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It was a bad day in the office for Mwalimu Kangethe after daughter of Agrippina decided that enough is enough when she was punished for submitting her assignment later than expected. Mwalimu Kangethe confidently approached the scene ready to deliver a disciplinary masterclass, only for the situation to turn into a live boxing match where he received a few uppercuts on his kahasho before the Dust could even settle.

Witnesses say the young Agrippina, who looks like the undisputed chairlady of the Students of Hard Knocks, was not in the mood for motivational speeches, life lessons, or academic negotiations. The moment Mwalimu made his move, the script changed faster than July weather.

Sources close to the incident claim Kangethe arrived at the staff room looking like a man who had just discovered that his salary had been redirected to a chama he never joined.

He is reportedly seated quietly in a corner, staring at the wall and reflecting on whether teaching is still his calling or if he should venture into poultry farming, welding, or selling roasted maize outside bus stages.

Fellow teachers have since advised him to avoid students who look like they can negotiate with both teachers and mikoras using the same level of confidence.

Meanwhile, daughter of Agrippina is said to be moving around the school compound with the swagger of a heavyweight champion who has successfully defended her title against a worthy challenger.

As we speak, Kangethe is reviewing old career brochures and wondering whether the Ministry of Education offers trauma counseling for teachers who go to punish students and end up collecting character development instead.

Ni mbaya,, walimu sikuizi kazi ni pombe, bangi na sigara, hawana nguvu ata ya kuguruma kwa darasa. Wacha wapigwe tu, juu kazi ni TikTok hata wamesahau kazi yao. kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Ken Lelekoiten @Kenlelekoiten]

Kumbe Kitui ni TUTAM, si mnaona Watermelon 🍉 akipiga magoti kuomba wamhurumie.

[Ken Lelekoiten @Kenlelekoiten]

Martha Karua has blood in her hands.

[Kenya West @KinyanBoy]

While previous administrations faced high unga prices in the country, no one is talking about it today.

This video is only 6 minutes you’ll have a level understanding why Wayahudi elites are mad and the power plays underneath. Good analysis by Alai.

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

NTV has established that the Ebola Quarantine facility was first signed by former cabinet secretary for health, James Macharia in 2015.

Then Mutahi Kagwe signed an extension of 7 years in 2022 by signing a biosecurity agreement with USA.

In 2015, Kenya signed two agreements that are under the Broader Global health diplomacy framework which permit Kenya to establish emergency health facilities such as Ebola centers within the country.

So wewe jua that any Biological threat Diseases facilities will always be set up within the country for the next 7 years.

Nyinyi mko na emotions bure tu juu hamtaki Ruto.

Kwendeni kabisaa.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Just can't believe that H.E UHURU can lecture us on good governance and economic empowerment of Wanjiku! Who cursed us? What have we DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea trying to catch the ship to Europe

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Premier League top 4

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

MABINGWA!!!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Adulting is realizing;

1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while.
2. People use you until you’re no longer useful.
3. Most people secretly want you to fail.
4. One day you’ll wish you started today.
5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside.
6. No one is coming to save you.
7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do.
8. Your health is your greatest wealth.
9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent.
10. Success takes longer than you think.
11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize.
12. Complaining changes nothing.
13. Not everyone you love will love you back.
14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most.
15. Social media lies to you every day.
16. You’re replaceable at your job.
17. Life is unfair—get used to it.
18. One day, you’ll run out of days.
19. Regret hurts more than failure.
20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder

The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Lawrence Tesot @LTesot]

@DennisMasi89238 @Aaroncheruiyot @Arsenal @m8arteta Runs...and sleepy... We shall forgive you for the spelling errors. Just look for your peers who will not notice such mistakes.

[Aaron Cheruiyot @Aaroncheruiyot]

If his family loves him,
They need to check in this lunatic into a facility for rehabilitation.
Very soon he will walk naked.