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Startup, Kite, Repeat

He/Him

I'm not woke, I just don't sleep much.

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

I'm worried. My kid drew a picture of the "gang" they want to join. Something about my philly roots.

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.”

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@tomcolicchio https://t.co/7HMmvVXb4Y

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@MeidasTouch Stable genius.

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@scottiev @PeteButtigieg @SenSchumer That's a terrible idea actually because it will be one less thing usable for identification for voting, so actually the GOP would like it.

From a driving safety perspective how about a civility test rather than a civics test? (But also, no, because voting.)

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I welcome the approval of the #UNGA draft resolution on human rights in the Russian-occupied AR of #Crimea. Grateful to those who changed their minds. This war started with Crimea, and it will end with Crimea. Our peninsula will be liberated, like all 🇺🇦 lands!

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@scottiev Dude's got to make up that $8/month somehow!

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@tomcolicchio There isn't a hill they won't die on, no matter how absurd or incorrect.

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@alexdong It's 2023, the car will drive itself into the tree.

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

It's not often you get to watch the dumpster fire from inside the dumpster!

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@informitch @DWUhlfelderLaw You heard my laughter from literally the other side of the planet!

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@DWUhlfelderLaw @informitch Twitter doesn't want you reading the article. I wonder why?

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@veryflatcat I'm @ltlevine over there too... Not finding @veryflatcat over there...

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@informitch https://t.co/LiqNWCFIiq

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@bminn7660 @tomcolicchio https://t.co/Qy0HWzR0gn

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@CalmSporting @taylor_dallas Hilarious.

[The MIDI Association @midiassociation]

https://t.co/aLCgHc85c3

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@informitch Cool - That sounds like it's just paperwork and a little good old fashioned palm greasing. I'll get right on it!

[ℒᶏ⍵®ℰи¢ℨ Ŧ.⎣ℰ⋎ȋⓃę🌻 @ltlevine]

@informitch Excellent! So if I rename my plantation to a prison I can have slaves again in Florida at least? Will the government also pay me to have them? Seems a double win (for me!)