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Humor can be just about anywhere. I just write down stuff that has me laughing to myself quietly.

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@MatthewACherry @elshotyou 🤔This halftime show will go down in history as the set the NFL threw to welcome Black people to their FUCK @Kaepernick7 party. #thenflwon

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@kenblackwell gets the nod for the most painful display of mansplaining so far for #Election2020 I don’t think @camanpour got one cogent response the whole interview All I heard was Get Off My Lawn🤷🏽‍♂️!

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@SHAQ went straight to the studio from tent revival!

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@nikestore SNKRS app not compatible with the new iOS? Mine crashes as soon as you tap the price.

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Took in a random #DMV Sunday event at the Smithsonian with pbg14 watching the world premiere of wutangclan Of Mics and Men. @showtime viewers are in for a treat. Rare footage inside the… https://t.co/HOS5kkj7a8

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@LAIKAStudios There seems to be a missing link on the Missing Links. Can't see where I have the option to purchase on the site.

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It’s that time of year when Charlottesville is draped in pink and white. Sadly everyone here is thinking more Orange and Blue so no spontaneous 花見🌸parties. 🤔Must add to next year’s bucket… https://t.co/Ibaef5lTX3

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Am I crying at Ryan Coogler getting emotional over meeting a young fan ?? YESSSSS ..... REPRESENTATION MATTERS

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@Walmart Love the low key Sam Walton F100 cameo. Nice dose of humble reality 😉

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@Starbucks it a tradition to buy the holiday tumbler, sample your teas and the wide variety of, sometimes hostile, customer service as I hand my tumbler over for refills. By this time of year I am completely cured of any urge to step foot in a Starbucks for another 11 months.

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C’villian in action! #ivoted this would be my, “I really do care, don’t you?” look. #charlottesville @ Charlottesville, Virginia https://t.co/UzvuuiL6xq

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Proper #shade deployed. #charlottesville #ivoted🇺🇸 @ Charlottesville, Virginia https://t.co/lUjndRI58a

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In a perfect world, is this what a nonviolent protests should look like? Or a clash of privileged snobbery and targeted proletariat retaliation? Personally I’m quietly waiting for the… https://t.co/7rjbQZJdfR

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In a perfect world, is this what a nonviolent protests should look like? Or a clash of privileged snobbery and targeted proletariat retaliation? Personally I’m quietly waiting for the… https://t.co/CEbp9laQZW

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@BootsRiley The worst omission if he were going to use live footage from 8/11-12 would have been the wide (non) police response and complacency to the violence. https://t.co/3IM7zQu1eP did a much better treatment. Spike's treatment was a gut punch with no context.

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@BootsRiley As a Charlottesville resident I was eager to see what Spike would do w/ what I thought would finally be a fair treatment of historical facts. Gotta say it was entertaining.. but I was soo left wanting and there were so many opportunities where he could have told "Our" story!

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If @SamJonesIII had broken the 4th wall throughout the #Smallville series this show would have been AMAZING!! #FerrisBueller meets #Deadpool with some mini #LLCoolJ mixed in! So much side eye and snark wasted.

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Sadly I feel like #PeteRoss would be a red shirt if he weren’t in the opening credits @SamJonesIII. Seems to be the only black person in Kansas who can actually talk. Easily the most woke in #smallville Probably why he’s the most upbeat black teen in the Midwest. #SmallvilleBLM

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Deep dive into #Smallville the secret life of an undocumented gringo. Season one: It’s all about who you know! Immigrants get the job done!

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Binge watching #smallville this summer has taught me so much!
1. Being friends with whypeepo means that you are by no means expected to knock.. ever! 2. 99% of #caucasionwoes can be traced back to daddy issues and lying badly. 3. Bad parenting leads to model citizens.