Pete

Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations.
Work hard, play hard, sham harder.

[Pete @LTP_15]

Life in the military got me like

[Pete @LTP_15]

Smacks microphone*
"Anyone home?"

[Pete @LTP_15]

I'm just jenny from the block

[Arslan @thega1nz]

The sexual tension between the bar and my meat during shrugs

[Pete @LTP_15]

Its that time of year ladies.

[Pete @LTP_15]

@OakStroak Rude

[Pete @LTP_15]

Easy there super chief

[Pete @LTP_15]

@a_abbs14 Rude

[Tamara Rose 🇨🇦 @misstamerica30]

Women over 35 will do that thing you like.

[Pete @LTP_15]

@a_abbs14 But watching the bruins lose thooo

[Pete @LTP_15]

HIHFTY haha

[Pete @LTP_15]

@Ladder3LT My favorite was my wife fucked 10 dudes and now im afraid of thunder storms

[Pete @LTP_15]

@Ladder3LT Long way from the fairway

[Pete @LTP_15]

Felt good to be back behind the wheel chauffin again

[Pete @LTP_15]

@OakStroak DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE GUBMENTS LIES. DO NOT FALL FOR IT

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

How to win at Sunday

1. Nap
2. Drink beer

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

RSVP’s “NO” to Monday

[Pete @LTP_15]

@a_abbs14 20 years later that is still my fucking jam

[Pete @LTP_15]

@m_m817 Glad you're ok bud

[Pete @LTP_15]

@Smokey3178 Me trying to figure who all is eskimo brothers and sisters here.

[Pete @LTP_15]

@OakStroak My parents have like 3 copies of it 😯😯