Logan Michael

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[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Despite being almost 19 years of age I still find Apple Juice to be absolutely fucking bomb. It is the nectar of the gods and fills the gaping hole in my soul

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Jesus Christ, the carpenter from Nazareth

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Getting new glasses is wild. You’re telling me I’m supposed to be able to READ street signs??

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

@dan_oliveira @GavinVerhey Vesuva enters as the land so it gets the counters

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Threads sounds like the name of a dating app for people who are into cross stitch

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Is everyone ready for the order?

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

They need Air tags for hair ties

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Folding clothes while watching a new John Mulaney special is the best feeling in the world

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Cutting an onion with a dull knife should replace capital punishment

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Helping my team prep for NFA by playing subway surfers for them so they can focus.

[Memorial for ESU Debate @EmporiaDebate]

Unfortunately we lost our semifinals debate. With that, our season--and existence as a debate--team has come to an end. Congratulations to Wake Forest.

I am ridiculously proud of this team and everything they've done this year and thank you all for cheering us on.

[WaRu Debate @WaRuDebate]

WaRu had 4 alumni debating at the collegiate National Debate Tournament, our activity’s March Madness! All 4 of them went .500 or better

Congrats to Niko Sims, Jiyoon Park, Jimin Park (top 16), Grace Kessler (semifinalist & 6th speaker!) and their partners for a great season!

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

@threesnails @CoolStuffInc Boo 👎

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

@threesnails Oh, I was going that anyway.

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Wait, you’re telling me I can read Frog and Toad online, Just like that? What’s the catch?

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Who needs gf when black beans exist???

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

@notgettinguh Slmore

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

I like when the goldfish puffy so I can pop ‘em apart with my teeth

[Logan Michael @Ltrain432]

Cutting your own hair kinda go hard