olivia m.

she/her - 21- biter

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

oh, you were written by a woman? i was written by a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time.

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@funkiestkong69 r*dd*t user?

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@Ltrain432 where are the 55 stale jokes

[WaRu Debate @WaRuDebate]

WaRu had 4 alumni debating at the collegiate National Debate Tournament, our activity’s March Madness! All 4 of them went .500 or better

Congrats to Niko Sims, Jiyoon Park, Jimin Park (top 16), Grace Kessler (semifinalist & 6th speaker!) and their partners for a great season!

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

the business school brought in a guest speaker to talk about diversity - she briefly dropped that she was pumped to see a Jordan Peterson talk

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

put me in a room with personified LinkedIn for two minutes and i’m ripping it’s teeth out

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@funkiestkong69 @visamagicians jam. please. socks.

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

sharks can smell blood hundreds of meters away. i can smell nerds gummy clusters from thousands

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

hold the wooper

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@jaden_365 a bunch of speeches got cut short

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

based riolu

[Dr Juliet Turner @juliet_turner6]

New study finds that fish can recognise themselves in the mirror and in photos, passing a test for self-awareness

Source: M. Khoda et al. Cleaner fish recognize self in a mirror via self-recognition like humans. PNAS. Feb 2023. Comic by justcomics/ Joan Chan

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

oh, if she’s YOUR girl then why is she in MY dms begging me to stop posting about bugs on my instagram story

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@Ltrain432 i can never decide if i want you to comment more or less on my tweets

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

slushing, sloshing, and also slomping across campus today

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@funkiestkong69 yeah bc ur tweeting like an irish person

[olivia m. @notgettinguh]

@funkiestkong69 when you die in the game you die in real life